well...this is juuuust...umm

i'll seduce you with my awkwardness i come from east los angeles i now live i whittier if you want mesaage me i love punk music its my favorite i guess thats it ˋ▽ˊ♥

[kaijuno]

Hi please watch this video of a man getting rekt by a 450hp fan

[bunjywunjy]

if I had a 450hp fan, this is exactly the sort of shit I would get up to

[newfavething]

(x)

[bigguysrus]

[ironicbs]

I will always reblog this.

[moderatelysociallymaladjusted]

Wtf chris

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

show up. buss it open. leave immediately.

[daglout]

[ampervadasz]

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

I legit used to hate your buzzfeed comics so much, but now you're alright!

who the fuck cares

[loudkittyunknown]

So…I almost unfollowed you because of this comment. I didn’t because I like your work…but…I kinda think you might be the kind of person that hates others and can’t accept any feedback. I haven’t unfollowed cause I hope I’m wrong.

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

who 👏 the 👏 fuck 👏 cares

[jakoski]

I’m not gonna lie, Adam. You’re kind of a dick. And kind kind of, I mean seriously.

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

Tell me something I don’t know!

[odds-in-ends-my-friends-deactiv]

I like you even more now, though I know that you do not care

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

I 👏 care 👏 a 👏 little 👏 bit

[particlemilk-unlockable-gender]

A+

[ramenjesus-deactivated20121014]

[the-fault-in-our-wifi-blog]

and how did you say your internet addiction started?

[mcdyke-deactivated20171112]

CHYES so yes

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

[parabins]

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

[parabins]

yeah i agree

[viri-idiana]

I love this boy so much

[infomics]

[floorwildcat]

Holy guacamole and cheddy cheese!

[anomalousdata]

“I mean, that’s not really that impres–JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.”

[pizzaotter]

JESUS FUCK

[muslimmafia]

my grandfather always had candy in his pockets, and one time when I got really sick and I was hospitalized my dad told him not to give me any candy. He pulled out his pockets to show he hadn’t even brought any and I got really sad but as soon as my dad walked out of the room he then proceeded to take off his hat and had 2 chewy chocolate candy toffees and 2 orange fanta toffees, and I’ll never forget the happiness and surprise I felt in that one moment in my entire life.

[veganangel]

Carnists: So you’re a vegan?

Me: Hoe don’t do it.

Carnists: Where do you get your protein?????

Me: Oh my god.

[softestwings-moved-deactivated2]

why are people who control the rides at carnivals asking you where you get your protein from

[victorious]

[catchymemes]

Just a reminder that Wendy’s is still savage

[cartiercocaine-blog]

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

[dont-touch-my-fandoms]

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

[blocboybucciarati]

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

[cinimochi]

I was re-watching the episode 1 of Invader Zim

and …

?????????????????

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????!!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?????????!!!!!!??!?!?!?!?!!!!!????????????

[wikilaura]

Fast juice