[a-blu-janitor]

((Battery low))

[a-blu-janitor]

[a-blu-janitor]

-sits down on the couch, somehow. Dunno how she did it without falling over- Juuuust enough to feel nice. Im going on a diet so I cant have sweets anymore. Booze doesnt make you fat, right?

[freddie-gibbs-the-dane-deactiva]

Only if you take too much of it. *she says, as she steps over to her to sit down in the couch as well.* But maybe it’s still not a good alternative, no?

[a-blu-janitor]

Well yeahhh… eheh… I guess so. I never remember what happens after I drink too much.

[freddie-gibbs-the-dane-deactiva]

Heheh, I guess that’s another reason not to drink that stuff, then~

*Now she hugs her, and plants a kiss on her cheek.*

[a-blu-janitor]

Awww. But I know whatever happens when im with you is good anyway. -wraps her arms around Eva and gives her a smooch, giggling and squeezing her butt-

[freddie-gibbs-the-dane-deactiva]

*The butt squeeze gets replied with Eva’s hands digging under Vermont’s pants, so she can squeeze her bigger butt more, just as she pulls Vermont down on top of her on the couch.*

[a-blu-janitor]

-vermont responded with another giggle, nuzzling Eva's face before kissing her again-

[saintkitten]

[larutanlla]

Me after summer break. 

[a-blu-janitor]

[a-blu-janitor]

-sits down on the couch, somehow. Dunno how she did it without falling over- Juuuust enough to feel nice. Im going on a diet so I cant have sweets anymore. Booze doesnt make you fat, right?

[freddie-gibbs-the-dane-deactiva]

Only if you take too much of it. *she says, as she steps over to her to sit down in the couch as well.* But maybe it’s still not a good alternative, no?

[a-blu-janitor]

Well yeahhh… eheh… I guess so. I never remember what happens after I drink too much.

[freddie-gibbs-the-dane-deactiva]

Heheh, I guess that’s another reason not to drink that stuff, then~

*Now she hugs her, and plants a kiss on her cheek.*

[a-blu-janitor]

Awww. But I know whatever happens when im with you is good anyway. -wraps her arms around Eva and gives her a smooch, giggling and squeezing her butt-

[nahdawgnah-deactivated20121013]

you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet

[a-blu-janitor]

[a-blu-janitor]

-sits down on the couch, somehow. Dunno how she did it without falling over- Juuuust enough to feel nice. Im going on a diet so I cant have sweets anymore. Booze doesnt make you fat, right?

[freddie-gibbs-the-dane-deactiva]

Only if you take too much of it. *she says, as she steps over to her to sit down in the couch as well.* But maybe it’s still not a good alternative, no?

[a-blu-janitor]

Well yeahhh... eheh... I guess so. I never remember what happens after I drink too much.

[thefightingnaturalist-archive-d]

Reblog if your muse has scars.

[archiveoftaijiyakohaku-blog]

[a-blu-janitor]

-snickers and stumbles a bit- Pfffft… heh

[freddie-gibbs-the-dane-deactiva]

*Eva opens the door to just peek in.* Vermont, are you in- have you been drinking!?

[a-blu-janitor]

Yesssss heheh -giggles-

[freddie-gibbs-the-dane-deactiva]

*She just steps right into the room then, making sure to close the door behind it.* Aaand how much have you drunk?

[a-blu-janitor]

-sits down on the couch, somehow. Dunno how she did it without falling over- Juuuust enough to feel nice. Im going on a diet so I cant have sweets anymore. Booze doesnt make you fat, right?

[a-blu-janitor]

-snickers and stumbles a bit- Pfffft… heh

[freddie-gibbs-the-dane-deactiva]

*Eva opens the door to just peek in.* Vermont, are you in- have you been drinking!?

[a-blu-janitor]

Yesssss heheh -giggles-

[theclearlydope]

[a-blu-janitor]

wearing these during sex

[ultrafacts]

Source (Want more facts? Click HERE to follow)

[juridp]

When you get banned by Canadians, you should question your life goals.

[princeowl-deactivated20150410]

why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist

[teabrittle-deactivated20150124]

yeah seriously have you ever heard of “corrupt firefighter” 

[princeowl-deactivated20150410]

what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be. he put out that fire with a little TOO much water. he was a little rough with the cat he rescued from a tree for a little old lady

[neilaglet]

[kewpiequeen-deactivated20191103]

I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

[a-blu-janitor]

-snickers and stumbles a bit- Pfffft... heh

[didusaydisney]

#NAILED IT

[arkto0ns]

"Son of a Shepard too fast for Ed-boy,yes?"

[wildeismsremade-deactivated2019]

occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin