Ryry

I'm Ryry

[dovabunny]

The single funniest thing I’ve seen in 2019 (sound on)

[jl-streams]

This is so funny? Why does it only have 500 notes I’m screaming I feel this Italian in my soul

[biochip-archive]

oh my god, this is my favorite england. no contest. i don’t even give a fuck.

[yellowfangofstarclan]

[cleancore]

[yugirimistwalker]

this post is so fucked up because whenever it comes up on my dash i will without fail spend at least 30 seconds dragging a sponge around my screen like an idiot. no matter how many times i see this post it still gets me and now im about to do it again for good measure

[boulevardofbrokenmemes]

wheeeeee

[daletron2929]

[the-absolute-best-posts]

lol that is exactly what it looks like it’s doing

[satomichi]

♥ ♥ ♥

[a-british-bear]

I have this random headcanon about Wales and England. I rewatched Merlin a while back, and there are tales of the Arthurian legend based in Wales back in those days. What got me thinking was how popular Arthurian was in UK, especially England and how he came to love the tale because Wales was the one who tells him a legend of a once and future king

[prokopetz]

One consequence of the fact that there’s no such thing as general intelligence is that when you describe a character as a dumbass, that could mean one of several different things.

There are those who are brilliant but unobservant.

There are those who have it all together in their daily lives, but choke hilariously under pressure.

There are those who can carry off a plan like clockwork, but never stop to consider whether the plan’s objective was a good idea in the first place.

There are those who are frighteningly competent within their sphere of interest, and outside that sphere lack even basic common sense.

There are those who just have a talent for picking the most ass-backwards method of achieving any given goal, and somehow make that work.

All of these dumbasses are valid.

[skoggybear]

i present the formula for creating excellent/strange insults:

adjective + curse word + noun

no one asked for your opinion, you abominable shit goblin

i fail to understand how you’ve become such a reprehensible fuck waffle

get out of my way, you sorry excuse for an intolerable ass pastry

i cannot believe that such an illiterate twat truck could ever be remotely polite

maybe if you weren’t such a troublesome goddamn elbow, we could get some things done around here

[skoggybear]

i see no one has reblogged my post. is it because you undeserving fuck llamas are afraid of the truth

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[cate-geo]

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

[dvonmc]

Friggin, yis

[wildishmazz]

Always reblog.

[the-last-teabender]

IT HAS EVOLVED

[evilblackcat13]

The legend marches on…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

[bittythemagpiedragon-blog]

JDNXHSBSBF

[hotshotriot]

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

[99-cent-arizona-tea]

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

[teeble-spoon]

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

[fandombandomrandom42]

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

[i-srsly-need-to-stop-deactivate]

time to bring back outdated memes…

what could possibly go wrong?

eww, it smells like fuckboi

welp, down this rabbit hole we go…

nothing’s happeni-

WTF-

[ofcosmicflux-deactivated2019013]

Oh boy, this meme

I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.

May as well try it.

Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-

get wet 4 furry

[saucy-majora-deactivated2021062]

This is obviously fake

Look, I’ll prove it

Y’all are just acting

Watch and learn

WTFFFFFF

[knowledgemimic]

Should…… should I…….

[breathingcolorsblog]

DO IT!

[knowledgemimic]

Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now

Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-

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[kknamed-deactivated20180506]

Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD

[racheldrawsthis]

CASH MONEY

[sunshine-in-a-petal-deactivated]

THE FLOWER CROWN

[softmushie]

I FINALLY FOUND IT I CANT BREATHE

[devil-delta-deactivated20190915]

IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREENSHOTs!

[saltycorgie-deactivated20181006]

QUICK REBLOG IT BEFORE IT GETS LOST AGAIN

[khyann]

NEED TO REBLOG

[sagesparrow394]

You know… everyone’s doing this with hats

I wonder…

Here goes nothing…

What the hell?!

…

Let’s try that again…

What. The Actual. Fuck.

[sidesroleplayblog-deactivated20]

H oly shit it’s back

[randomfandomfamily]

OH MY GOD THERE’S A THOMAS SANDERS REFERENCE IN THIS POST NOW??? I’M JSKHGBNBDUIWHJHJKLDH

[sophfandoms53]

THIS GETS BETTER EVERY TIME I SEE IT I SWEAR TO GOD

[cl-babydew]

I LOVE THIS! XD

[valentine1604]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 It’s back baby!!!

[vulchak]

A true classsic!

[nordicwannabe-deactivated202208]

OH SHIT ITS BACK!!

[ladyginoza]

Reblogging cause I was forced to scroll down this long ass post so my followers can suffer too XD

[abyzzwalker]

wait, let me try this too

I wonder…

if this is gonna have any effect…

DUDE

[ladyginoza]

And it got longer XD

[mobpsyk0]

u ever rb something and then realize who the op is and then u gotta scramble to slap that shit off ur blog

[busty-shackleford]

I happily accept messages from friends who tell me I reblogged from someone trash because I can’t possibly know everything and I appreciate being told and given a chance to remove a reblog instead of people secretly thinking I’m terrible

[allthestarsareclose]

imma just say it: please let me know if i ever reblog a post where op is a terf

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

being poor is traumatic. even if you’re not homeless or starving. never being able to get anything nice for yourself, never being able to go out to eat without feeling guilty, never being able to do anything fun that isn’t free, making you housebound in bad weather because you can’t afford to go to a cafe or a movie. it takes a toll. being poor under capitalism makes your life a waking nightmare. this post must be reblogged by everyone.

[fb9062]

amazon bring me….my child

[fb9062]

SON???????????

[fb9062]

He’s ok just wrinkly

[snagerdragon]

he was vacuum sealed

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[castiel-apologist]

Ceasar do not interact

[pjoveteran]

Yes please i beg you happiness

[aliceindanmeiland]

Happy birthday Lán Wàngjī!

[lansizhuis]

Tomorrow is the birthday of Wei Wuxian; and his family and friends sent him birthday wishes in advance. 

EDIT: Full translations below JZX: I wish you no envies. (it’s apparently a pun since WWX’s name means “no envies” remember MTL’s ‘wei no envy’; lmao at this salty boy) WN: Happy Birthday. (straightforwards is straightforward JC: Happy Birthday, let’s go drinking later (okay but look at him high-fiving that cat) JYL: Shijie wishes you all the best (actual angel) ++ LWJ “I left you a gift at your door.”

credits: 魔道祖师AC官微 and soukatsu_ | twitter

[sosuperawesome]

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[babyanimalgifs]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[roachpatrol]

the last 10,000 years of human history are justified by the fact we turned wolves into squeaky pompoms

[vastderp]

Why are this person’s slippers fighting

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Look at these grunting toasted marshmallows