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i think there’s a FLAW in my code; these VOICES won’t leave me alone.
Did You Know That Not Every Villain Needs A Redemption Arc Sometimes People Are Just Bad
(a-demon-within) The incubus has had it with being the bitch. Tonight he stands up and just pins the nearest— oh. He pinned his Engineer to the wall by mistake and pulled away awkwardly, still tense. Fuck.
Acel wandered around the base, looking for the source of that sweet scent only incubi’s have. Tuning around the corner, he found Rene pinning the enge to the wall. Finally stepping out of the shadows, he spoke.“Salut, Rene..jou were looking for me?” He teased, flashing a shit eating smile
Letting the scared Texan go and turning towards Acel with a stressed glare in his eyes, it was obvious Rene isn’t very normal right now.
His muscles are tense with frustration and green eyes carrying a glint of... Something cold. The short laborer ran off in another direction, clearly spooked by this change in behavior of his Spy. “...Blow me.” Rene growled in a menacing fashion towards Acel, nostrils flaring out like a beast’s.
College Research Paper: “What Exactly IS Time?”
Author’s Note - I’m only going to post this here to see if anyone will be willing to read the amount of research and work I’ve put into my research paper on time and time travel. I’m looking for suggestions, too. If anyone knows any kind of free website besides Tumblr to post my research paper without needing to pay a fee, feel free to recommend something to me in a reblog or IM. Please keep in mind this is an 8-page essay so far, and it still needs edits. I’ve kind of run out of passion again in terms of writing more for this, so anything at all would be ABSOLUTELY amazing! I love you all!
Thank you so much. I appreciate your presence and efforts.
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The RED awoke, discovering that he was bound to a chair in a dark room with one single overhead light above him, illuminating only his face. His ankles were tied to the legs of the chair as well, so he can’t maneuver his body around and cut himself loose. His throat and mouth were dry like the desert, and he realized what happened after three minutes since his awakening. He must’ve been knocked out when he was a few inches from grabbing the BLU briefcase, and dragged into a storage room for an interrogation.
“Merde.” he coughed dryly.
I mean I’m still here… if anyone wants to hang out… we can play baseball or Kung Fu fight or something…
Kaz throws a punch at Jake. “Kung fu bitch, bring it on!”
Jake blocked the punch with his palm almost without any effort at all. “Nice try. You’d be better off playing baseball.” He kicked him back by the crotch and took out his swords, smiling.
Kaz falls over face first like a moron. That ended faster than expected…
“Oh, what’s wrong? A demon can’t beat a simple human at a duel? Oh, what’s everyone gonna think?” he said tauntingly.
Kaz is gone suddenly.
“Boo.” Came the Mutter from behind Jake before a swift kick to his upper back. Fucking teleportation?!
He took it like a pro, almost not stumbling at all. “Hey! Powers aren’t fair!” he shouted, grabbing his sword and slashing Kaz’s face with it.
The blood that just splatters Jake’s face smells and tastes like sulphur. Kaz yelped, pulling back and holding his face in extreme pain. Hell, he hoped the sulphuric blood of his stings in Jake’s eyes…
The blood had hit his arm instead, and Jake shouted in pain for a little before pouring medigun fluid over it to heal it. “Better think about it next time before taking on a ten-year kungfu master.”
Then he suddenly felt a little guilty. “Oh dude…are you okay?”
By the time Jake asked about his well-being, Kaz was already passed out and beginning to bleed out on the ground.
I mean I’m still here… if anyone wants to hang out… we can play baseball or Kung Fu fight or something…
Kaz throws a punch at Jake. “Kung fu bitch, bring it on!”
Jake blocked the punch with his palm almost without any effort at all. “Nice try. You’d be better off playing baseball.” He kicked him back by the crotch and took out his swords, smiling.
Kaz falls over face first like a moron. That ended faster than expected…
“Oh, what’s wrong? A demon can’t beat a simple human at a duel? Oh, what’s everyone gonna think?” he said tauntingly.
Kaz is gone suddenly.
“Boo.” Came the Mutter from behind Jake before a swift kick to his upper back. Fucking teleportation?!
He took it like a pro, almost not stumbling at all. “Hey! Powers aren’t fair!” he shouted, grabbing his sword and slashing Kaz’s face with it.
The blood that just splatters Jake’s face smells and tastes like sulphur. Kaz yelped, pulling back and holding his face in extreme pain. Hell, he hoped the sulphuric blood of his stings in Jake’s eyes...
I mean I’m still here… if anyone wants to hang out… we can play baseball or Kung Fu fight or something…
Kaz throws a punch at Jake. “Kung fu bitch, bring it on!”
Jake blocked the punch with his palm almost without any effort at all. “Nice try. You’d be better off playing baseball.” He kicked him back by the crotch and took out his swords, smiling.
Kaz falls over face first like a moron. That ended faster than expected…
“Oh, what’s wrong? A demon can’t beat a simple human at a duel? Oh, what’s everyone gonna think?” he said tauntingly.
Kaz is gone suddenly.
“Boo.” Came the Mutter from behind Jake before a swift kick to his upper back. Fucking teleportation?!
I mean I’m still here… if anyone wants to hang out… we can play baseball or Kung Fu fight or something…
Kaz throws a punch at Jake. “Kung fu bitch, bring it on!”
Jake blocked the punch with his palm almost without any effort at all. “Nice try. You’d be better off playing baseball.” He kicked him back by the crotch and took out his swords, smiling.
Kaz falls over face first like a moron. That ended faster than expected...
I mean I’m still here… if anyone wants to hang out… we can play baseball or Kung Fu fight or something…
Kaz throws a punch at Jake. “Kung fu bitch, bring it on!”
Full name
Ichiro Kazue
Preferred name/nickname
(For Ichiro) - Ichiro is just fine.
(For Kazue) - “that asshole”, “dick”, “jerk”, anything negative and directed towards him specifically.
Generally referred to as
(Ichiro) “Ichi”.
(Kazue) “Kaz”
Appearance.
FACECLAIM: I only have a faceclaim for Ichiro for now, and I doubt there’s an accurate looking bunny monster from a movie that looks exactly like Kazue.
Anyway, Ichi’s faceclaim is Takeru Satoh, or Satoh Takeru. I don’t know which way his name goes because he’s one of Japan’s hottest young men.
SEX: Male HEIGHT: (Ichiro) 5′4 (Kazue) Around 6′8 to maybe around 7′1 WEIGHT: (Ichiro) 130.5 lbs (Kazue) 168.4 lbs BUILD: Both are pretty toned and slim. HAIR: (Ichiro) His black hair is usually about shoulder length long, for a male. He doesn’t really groom himself, so it’s usually messy. But it’s still nice to touch, because of the shampoo and conditioner he uses.
(Kazue) He is covered head to toe in black and brown fur, like that of a rex rabbit. It sticks outward instead of inward, creating a nice blankety feel through the fingers. Very warm, despite his crude personality! SKIN: (Ichiro) Has a beautiful shade of peach skin that’s very soft to the touch. Not as soft as Kaz’s fur, though!
(Kazue) Nobody knows what his skin is like under his fur. EYES: (Ichiro) He has almond-shaped hazel eyes. They have a curious, almost child-like glint about them...
(Kazue) Red, glowing eyes. The pupils are that of a lizard’s slits for pupils when he’s pissed. Any other time, however; they just look like glowing red rabbit eyes. MOUTH: (Ichiro) He has a model’s lips. Like, someone would pay to have his lips... And he has them naturally. His teeth show little damage, implying that he probably had braces growing up.
(Kazue) I don’t know much about a rabbit’s lips but the teeth? Buck teeth with herbivore incisors along the sides. NOSE: (Ichiro) He has a small, defined nose with little openings. It flares out bigger when he gets mad.
(Kazue) A cute flat, twitchy rabbit nose that you’d just LOVE to boop! ...He wouldn’t like that though. HANDS: (Ichiro) Small, delicate hands. They’re very soft to touch under his gloves.
(Kazue) Medium-sized fluffy hands that have sharp bunny claws at the fingertips. FEET: (Ichiro) He has tiny feet.
(Kazue) He has huge rabbit feet, they are the back ones I’m talking about that he stands on. SCARS: Neither of them have visible scars... OTHER FEATURES: (Kazue) He has huge ears that help keep him cool. OTHER NOTEABLE FEATURES: [Optional - anything you need to mention that isn’t covered by the above.]
Speech.
VOICECLAIM: (Ichiro) I’m just going to pick Takeru Satoh as his voiceclaim for now.
(Kazue) Eddy’s voice from Ed Ed’n Eddy uh Actually I feel like Meta Knight’s voice actor for Hoshi no Kaabii fits him better as a voiceclaim. ACCENT: (Ichiro) That classic Japanese accent, but it’s slowly being replaced by something more... Southern, since he’s living in New Mexico. VERBAL TICKS: Neither of them have those. Ichi used to stutter because he was still learning English, but he’s better now. LANGUAGE: (Ichiro) Japanese was his first language so he’s quite fluent. English is his second language, and he’s doing quite well with his fluency.
(Kazue) He can learn how to speak any language, just by listening to people around him. ARTICULATION: (Ichiro) He mixes basic with intermediate words as his dialect.
(Kazue) He likes using difficult words. EDUCATION: (Ichiro) He uses short words when it comes to English, but for Japanese he’s very educated.
(Kazue) I don’t know. Do demons go to school? LAUGHTER: (Ichiro) He has a cute giggle that lasts for a few seconds.
(Kazue) Depends on whether or not he wants to be creepy or diabolic. If he wants to be creepy, he will start giggling like a stereotypical yandere does. If he’s being diabolical however, he laughs hard. GRUMP: (Ichiro) Nope.
(Kazue) Of course he does when things don’t go his way. He is evil, after all. BREATHING: (Ichiro) He gasps when startled.
(Kazue) His breathing is pretty quiet. You know, like a rabbit’s.
Mannerisms.
FACE: Both of them are very expressive. HANDS: (Ichiro) He doesn’t really use his hands that much to explain anything.
(Kazue) Uh... He flips people off when angry? LEGS/FEET: I don’t think either of them do that. EMOTIONAL OUTBURSTS: (Ichiro) He controls his emotions pretty well.
(Kazue) Yes. He is very moody. He tends to react violently. HABITS: Not that I know of. POSTURE: (Ichiro) He tends to slump. Sometimes he wakes up with back pain...
(Kazue) I don’t really know.... SITTING POSTURE: They both like to sit with their legs far apart. PERSONAL SPACE: Depends on who it is really.
Personal.
INTROVERT/EXTROVERT?: They’re both introverts. OPTIMIST/PESSIMIST: (Ichiro) Optimist.
(Ichiro) Pessismist. GENDER: They’re both male. SEXUALITY: (Ichiro) Gay.
(Kaz) Is uninterested so please stop asking. ROMANTIC: (Ichiro) Of course he’s romantic.
(Kazue) NOPE.KAZ BAD HABITS: (Ichiro) He stutters very lightly when anxious.
(Kazue) He’s a dick all the time. Isn’t that a bad habit? TRIGGERS: (Ichiro) Being called yellow or being discriminated against just because he’s Asian.
(Kazue) He IS the trigger.
The Past.
PARENTS/GUARDIANS: Ichiro used to, up until when he moved to America. His father cut him off completely from calling his family once he left, and he hasn’t heard from them since.
ROMANCE: (Ichiro) Loyalty and cuddles is what he wants in a partner.
(Kazue) BAH! Who has time for romance?! ENEMIES: (Ichiro) Anyone whom is excessively rude to him all the time could be his enemy.
(Kazue) Everything is his enemy. RESPECT: They will still respect their enemies, up until when the situations BEG for the disrespect.
Interactions.
MINGLING: (Ichiro) He’s not that good at meeting new friends.
(Kazue) He does anything asshole-ish enough to make others hate him. TEMPER: (Ichiro) Very patient.
(Kazue) Impatient. But consistent. EMPATHY: (Ichiro) He is very empathetic.
(Kazue) Mmmmm... Not really... But then again he doesn’t give two fucks about anything except experimenting. ETIQUETTE: (Ichiro) He always does his best to stick to being polite to everyone.
(Kazue) He is always intentionally rude and mean. RESPONSIBILITY: Yes. SELF ESTEEM: They both stick up for themselves pretty well. CONFIDENCE: NOPE. HONESTY: They both do their best to speak the truth and nothing but the truth. PRAISE: (Ichiro) He loves compliments.
(Kazue) He shrugs the compliment off and asks for an insult instead because he finds insults more entertaining. FAILURES: [Is there anything they do that makes people annoyed or irritated?] CRITICISM: (Ichiro) He tries to improve whatever was being criticized.
(Kazue) He loves insults. He won’t bother to change either. An asshole. INSULTS: (Ichiro) Doesn’t take them very well. He will try to insult the person or people back.
(Kazue) He LOVES insults. FLIRTING: (Ichiro) He’s okay at flirting.
(Kaz) He does not flirt. He’s more interested in experimenting than wasting his time with stupid crap like that. ATTENTION SPAN: (Ichiro) Yes, he tries but he gets kind of bored easily.
(Kazue) He can focus for hours at a time, maybe even days at a time. Incredible. SITUATIONS: Neither of them are good at dealing with social situations, but Kaz is better at the manipulation game than Ichi is.
Life.
CAREER: They both have careers in the medical field at Teufort (unless otherwise specified). COMBAT SKILLS: (Ichiro) He is mediocre at hand-to-hand combat. He prefers healing and dropping Ubers on teammates who need it, really...
(Kazue) Really good at hand-to-hand/Bonesaw-to-face combat. DAILY LIFE: They both cope well when it comes to their daily lives. INDEPENDENCE: (Ichiro) Honestly if it weren’t for Kazue’s presence, Ichi would probably struggle a hell of a lot trying to be independent.
(Kazue) Very independent. COOKING: (Ichiro) He can cook a huge variety of Japanese dishes.
(Kazue) I’m not sure. CLEANING: They’re both very tidy. DRIVING: (Ichiro) Has a driver’s license for both Japan and America.
(Kazue) Doesn’t drive and doesn’t really understand vehicles. MARRIAGE: Neither have been married in the main verse yet. LAW: (Kazue) The list of crimes is too long to explain. COURT: (Kazue) Yes. He’s had inhumane human experimentation/modification charges against him with attempted murder charges. Such a long list. PRISON: (Ichiro) Yes, due to Kazue possessing him and doing horrible crimes. He woke up in the cell incredibly confused.
(Kazue) Of course. He’s ended up causing Ichi to go to jail countless times. His crimes were usually attempted murder, inhumane human modification charges, public indecency, lying under oath... The list is too long to recall right now. MEDICAL: They are both skilled at doctoring themselves. ILLNESS: (Ichiro) High functioning autism.
(Kazue) General Assholery Syndrome? WORRIES: Of course. PEACE: (Ichiro) He loves when it’s quiet.
(Kazue) He causes chaos intentionally, he enjoys being a loud motherfucker. PARTYING: Not really. HOBBIES: (Ichiro) He likes to drink green tea, cook traditional Japanese meals and watch the birds.
(Kazue) He loves to experiment. Most of the experiments are inhumane.
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