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@kiirothepikachu
So I’ve been gone for some time and I think it’s finally time to bring up some updates on what I’ve been working on for the past few weeks.
As you can see, I have created SCP-049′s mask in the Sims 4. The final screenshot is one where the mesh glitches back into it’s base mesh if you scroll the camera too far back. I’m taking suggestions on how to fix the transparency in the eye holes, and the reversion back to it’s base mesh. Please. Spread this around, let it be known and PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET SOMEONE WHO DOES THIS AS A PROFESSIONAL THING SEE AND HELP ME. Please. I’m planning on adding more than just 049, but it’ll require your help. Thank you.
I’m screaming I thought this was an automated spam text that used my deadname but apparently I just told the U.S. Army to go fuck themselves???
Direct Action
“hey uuuuuh can i get one us soldier?”
“go fuck yourself”
“understandable have a good day”
Sadly, actual people send texts like this to citizens to see if they are interested in joining. There is no automated robot spam, and what this person did was... a little disrespectful... that poor soldier on the other end must’ve been scratching their head like “the hell is this guy’s deal?”
But they handled it well, I’ll give them that.
“I don’t understand humans.”
“You are human…”
“I know. My statement stands.”
I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.
sometimes it just ends up being something like
ITS BACK
Y’ALL NEED JESUS
Please stop reblogging this post
This post made my water break
In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.
WHAT
How to Draw Bird Feets
Reblog If you want the next Team Fortress 2 comic update
Kiiro balls up on the Trickster God’s throne and decides to use that nice, comfy chair as her new bed while he was distracted with doing something else other than sit on it. So, like that of a cat; Kiiro stays on the throne even as Loki comes back from whatever distracted him initially and refuses to get off... just like a modern-day domesticated cat.
Unfortunately for Kiiro, Loki was far too busy paying attention to a passing maid, not noticing the smaller creature on the throne, he sits directly on top of him!
“I don’t much like these new throne cushions…”
kiirothepikachu:
The yellow rodent gives Loki a “really, bitch?” look before stretching her arms and her legs, then she got up and yawned. She flicked her tail at Loki like “you’re so mean and cold-hearted” before she hops down to the ground, freeing the throne of her fluffy body.
She did leave behind vibrant yellow hairs on the cushion however…
“Better.” He turned his nose up regardless of the look the rodent had given him, the last thing he wanted was for his boot to meet fluffy backside. Once removed, he peered at the chair, taking note of the hairs littered around it. “Someone bring me a sticky buddy!”
Whatever a fluffy buddy is, Kiiro scoffs at Loki’s... Obsessive Compulsive Tendencies and flips him off with one of her red claws.
Kiiro balls up on the Trickster God’s throne and decides to use that nice, comfy chair as her new bed while he was distracted with doing something else other than sit on it. So, like that of a cat; Kiiro stays on the throne even as Loki comes back from whatever distracted him initially and refuses to get off... just like a modern-day domesticated cat.
Unfortunately for Kiiro, Loki was far too busy paying attention to a passing maid, not noticing the smaller creature on the throne, he sits directly on top of him!
“I don’t much like these new throne cushions…”
kiirothepikachu:
Kiiro refuses, now still comfy on the once-again vacant seat. “Chuuu…” she growled, not intimidating at all.
“Last warning to remove yourself! Stubborn creature! For I WILL sit on you again!” he stamped his foot rather childishly at the other refusing the command. “MOVE!”
The yellow rodent gives Loki a “really, bitch?” look before stretching her arms and her legs, then she got up and yawned. She flicked her tail at Loki like “you’re so mean and cold-hearted” before she hops down to the ground, freeing the throne of her fluffy body.
She did leave behind vibrant yellow hairs on the cushion however...
Kiiro balls up on the Trickster God’s throne and decides to use that nice, comfy chair as her new bed while he was distracted with doing something else other than sit on it. So, like that of a cat; Kiiro stays on the throne even as Loki comes back from whatever distracted him initially and refuses to get off... just like a modern-day domesticated cat.
Unfortunately for Kiiro, Loki was far too busy paying attention to a passing maid, not noticing the smaller creature on the throne, he sits directly on top of him!
“I don’t much like these new throne cushions…”
“Pika…” Kiiro flails about like a bull in a China shop, and Loki’s stubbornness causes her to use Thunderbolt on the Trickster God, out of mere instinct!
“CHUUUU!!”
The sudden shock sent him reeling forward, almost tripping over his own cape and down the stairs that preceded the grand throne. A yelp and he swung around to see the small yellow creature sat there.
“I see…you are no cushion…remove yourself!”
Kiiro refuses, now still comfy on the once-again vacant seat. “Chuuu...” she growled, not intimidating at all.
Kiiro balls up on the Trickster God’s throne and decides to use that nice, comfy chair as her new bed while he was distracted with doing something else other than sit on it. So, like that of a cat; Kiiro stays on the throne even as Loki comes back from whatever distracted him initially and refuses to get off... just like a modern-day domesticated cat.
Unfortunately for Kiiro, Loki was far too busy paying attention to a passing maid, not noticing the smaller creature on the throne, he sits directly on top of him!
“I don’t much like these new throne cushions…”
“Pika...” Kiiro flails about like a bull in a China shop, and Loki’s stubbornness causes her to use Thunderbolt on the Trickster God, out of mere instinct!
“CHUUUU!!”
If I can get an adult version of something kinda like Tumblr up and running, would you guys be interested?
Mostly same features but with extra features like…
No bullying.
No kids.
No one under 18.
Stronger blocking tools.
All the female associated nipples you can handle.
Please let me know and PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD!!!
If Tumblr Bans NSFW Content, most of the artists on here will have nowhere to go.
Think about that.
I joined Tumblr to escape DeviantART’s “No porn” rules and honestly, I’m disappointed, @staff
Please, don’t do this shit. I am done being nice now, @staff -- all because of all uh y’all’s ineptitude when it comes to running a website where users can express themselves. If we cannot express ourselves, you’ll just become another DeviantART--
Which isn’t a good thing at all. Now, @staff I want you to know how to get rid of all the pedophiles; alright? Follow these directions:
Step 1. Remove the fucking ban.
Step 2. Find the list of suspected pedophiles and get the fucking FBI involved.
“I am tired of being a person. Not just tired of being the person I was, but any person at all. I like watching people, but I don’t like talking to them, dealing with them, pleasing them, or offending them. I am tired.”
— Susan Sontag, from I, etcetera: Stories (via bulgakeov)
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Kiiro pats the large feathered cat-rat thing, honestly she’s always wanted to see giant feathered things and she is stuck here in this weird place...
Turns his head some and looks at the little yellow thing. What is this thing?? It’s fuzzy! He sniffs at her and perks his ears up. What was this curious little yellow ball of fuzz?
Kiiro falls back from the sudden movement of the creature, her size in comparison is like that of a... Colossal giant.
Honestly, she mistook the Trico for another Pokémon at first but maybe she won’t become food and she could befriend this foreign monstrosity!
AU where Ganondorf gets the Triforce of Power and has a full magical girl style transformation sequence with ribbons and gemstones and sparkles and long curls of shining hair