dodo birb

27 | He/Him Student. Often reblogs memes/art. Loves animals. Favorite dog breed is whatever my dog is.

[kushblazer666]

[gazeldhazel]

hey loser, 2001 just called, apparently something awesome happened

[satanic-bandaid]

idk how to tell you guys this but charlie kirk is still alive. yeah we go cruising together down at the abandoned whataburger just getting load after load pumped into our holes. he always gets more loads tho and I asked him once how he manages to get more loads and he says "lots of practice getting shot in"

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[o1e-deactivated20121102]

[toastbutteregg]

[02]

its like all i do is pee im tired of it why hasnt anyone invented a solution for this yet

[contemptible-scoundrel]

dude your dog is ai slop

[raspberryripley]

my migraine #mygraine

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

ground control to crazy frog

[infectiouspiss]

*aborted line cook voice* i'd go smoke in the alley... if i existed

[demilypyro]

Y'all hear about this nuance stuff

[tsukinoinaba]

I've heard mixed things.

[demilypyro]

Oh so it sucks then, and you hate it

[costco]

hello professor i did not do the assignment because it sounded like a stupid fucking waste of time and i think you should be fired for giving this to me. maybe make the next one more interesting/relevant and i will consider it. regards

[seven-oh-four]

this is your captain speaking. do you guys remember 9/11 [escalating clamor of passengers freaking out] woah woah hey hey i was just curious. christ. am i not allowed to make conversation

[kristina100000]

i love when i am drinking water and some of it spills on my shirt and i dont really react.. i dont give a fuck anymore to be real with U

[evilwizard]

ever since i learned that the flap of a butterfly’s wing could cause a hurricane on the other side of the earth, ive been doing nothing but nursing rare and endangered species of butterflies back to health. fuck the other side of the earth