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Is porn ok again?

#*dusting cobwebs away*

pukicho

I’ve never eated a sushi before

paranoiaavenue

Eaten*

pukicho

You’re smart and clever and everyone here loves you

pukicho

yhanks everyone i waill go abn heat asousi as soon a fucki98 poibl:) a

hoarfrostumber

Thanks*

Will*

And*

Eat*

a*

Sushi*

As*

Fucking*

Possible*

:):):)

pukicho

Youcowntxorrxteeverhingniisaymovturtc7cker, soonerr olayer yiure goiingtotget losgt j8jn. this messsnwe call a sentence m, englishb languahe. Thr coroprealbighmare thatweconsideg speech,means nothinto me.

pukicho

garbzlarbz

What I believe Pukicho means in the keyboard spam above is:

You can’t correct everything I say motherfucker, sooner or later your going to get lost in this mess we call a sentence, English language. The incorporeal nightmare that we consider speech means nothing to me.

pukicho

https://you-can-not-undo.tumblr.com/post/185191941492

demons-against-pedos

What

anotherknifeinmyhands

here we go i’m gonna do this

anotherknifeinmyhands

can someone,,, like type that out? it’s an igmur link,,, i know that much.

anotherknifeinmyhands

thanks to @juanton7 i got the link

it’s https://imgur.com/p0H8U6p# and it leads to this

i ran it thru photoshop and it did nothing haha

i also tried replacing the 0 with an o in the link and i got nothing so,,,, any ideas?

kittywolves

up ur brightness

anotherknifeinmyhands

THANKS @kittywolves

(i did auto contrast in ps)

anotherknifeinmyhands

@pukicho you’re a lil bitch,, y’know that.

Thanks for playing!

my-wanton-self-deactivated20191

There are A LOT of crabs on Christmas Island, man.

They used to cross the road, probably, no definitely, without looking left and right. And they got squished.

Environmentalists had a hell of a job, keeping them in their lane. Traffic would have to be blocked for the duration.

But now, they have a lovely bridge, and no one has to ask: Why did the Christmas Island Crab cross the road, if they’re just gonna get squished?

Answer: They want to hit the beach. Because that’s where they like to have sex. And because the mummy crabs like to throw their eggs into the ocean after they’ve spawned them in the burrows that the daddy crab so kindly digs on the beach.

Look at them scurrying over their bridge, the smell of the ocean in their noses, the thought of copulation driving them on…