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[rebelcourtesan-deactivated20181]

Just finished reading Who Censored Roger Rabbit?  Yes, it’s the book that the film Who Framed Roger Rabbit? is based on.  The names and faces are the same, but its a completely different story.    

Eddie Valient is a private detective working in a world where Toons and humans live side by side, but there are tensions between the two.  Valient never cared much for Toons and he certainly wasn’t happy about working for one.  But the money is too good to turn down.  Roger Rabbit, a Toon working in the comics, wants Valient to investigate why his bosses aren’t holding up their end of a contract.  While investigating the contract dispute, Valient gets dragged into investigating two murders.  One of Roger’s bosses and Roger Rabbit’s own murder.  

The mystery is actually pretty good and kept me turning page after page to find out what’s going on.  The story as an adult edge to it.  Where Who Framed Roger Rabit was rated PG, this story would be rated PG13 due to violence and sexual innuendo. 

I would recommend this book to fans of the movie and to mystery fans alike.   

[a-framed-rabbit]

Don’t mind Roger;

He’s just casually flossing his brain!

[a-framed-rabbit]

// Replies coming soon.

( I’ll have Roger answer more questions, too! )

[dcllyste-deactivated20190309]

  —— “ &. *// HI, MY NAME IS LOLA BUNNY !! “

( penned and loved by STARRY EYED GIRL. )

[tda-rewind]

Feel like any reacting they want to do it yourself.

[a-framed-rabbit]

❝Go check out my buddy @letsgobonkers;

We’re p-p-practically twins!❞

[a-framed-rabbit]

‪❝A duo snapshot of me and my good buddy Richard Williams after being awarded a whole p-p-platoon of little, gold men named Oscar at an awards ceremony. ‬

It was a p-p-proud day, back in 1989!❞‬

[a-framed-rabbit]

Roger, why did you fall in love?

❝I donno! Nobody chooses to fall in love. It just sort of hits you like a ton of bricks!

Why do you choose to remain anonymous?❞

[chosen-rabbit]

@a-framed-rabbit

“You mean to tell me you DON’T HAVE A TV?!”

[a-framed-rabbit]

❝I don’t even know what a ‘tee-vee’ is!

P-P-Pray tell, is it a disease!❞

[chosen-rabbit]

“HOW DARE YOU! The TV is the best invention this world has ever SEEN! How could you not know?! Aren’t you a CARTOON STAR?!”

[a-framed-rabbit]

❝Sure, I am. I’m a big deal bunny!

But my administrative services prohibit me from existing outside of my own timeline. They let me join the multiverse, though!❞

[a-framed-rabbit]

Roger, Do you like Disney Channel?

❝’Channel..?’❞

Being a character from the 1940’s in canon, the rabbit would not know what cable tv was. For, you see; It had not yet been invented.

❝I’m terribly sorry, but I don’t follow. Are you insinuating that Mr. Disney has his own radio frequency? If so, I wouldn’t be surprised. But I’ve never heard of it! Am I out of the loop, or what??❞

[a-framed-rabbit]

❝I hope that everybody had a swell day today!❞

[the-toon-magistrate]

“You would, nerd.”

[a-framed-rabbit]

❝YOUR GOLDFISH IS A NERD!!!!❞

[the-toon-magistrate]

“I DON’T HAVE A GOLDFISH, YOU BUCK-TOOTHED FOOL!”

[a-framed-rabbit]

❝Well then go get yourself a goldfish,

name him George,

and take him to the ‘Banks’!!!❞

[a-framed-rabbit]

❝I hope that everybody had a swell day today!❞

[chosen-rabbit]

“I hope the opposite! I hope everyone’s day was horrible and filled with unexplained pains in your entire body!”

[a-framed-rabbit]

…

❝Well… That was an unnecessarily violent idea to p-p-place in the craniums of the Tumbling thing’s impressionable youth. Anyhoo,

hidi-ho, Max!❞

[chosen-rabbit]

“Aw, I only abide myself to the realism and honest expectations to the masses, Roger. BUT HELLO! Trust me, if you want violent, I can make it even more violent. Just tell me what you want, I range from mild to excessive.”

[a-framed-rabbit]

❝Every try making a bouquet entirely out of dynamite? I haven’t. I would NEVER! Although, for whatever reason, I keep receiving them from an anonymous fan.

And, without fail, I fall of it every time!!❞

[teflonly]

[a-framed-rabbit]

❝’Tis as true today as it was in 1947!❞

[a-framed-rabbit]

❝I hope that everybody had a swell day today!❞

[a-framed-rabbit]

❝This event in my name

looks like it’ll be a barrel of laughs, a high-tide of merriment, a gaggle of fun fellows!

Will I be there? You bet’cha.

Will the Mun be there? You darn your socks, she will!

I hope they serve carrot cake.❞

// Link to Boston showing of Who Framed Roger Rabbit, with creator Gary K. Wolf and costume contest!

[the-toon-magistrate]

If you could torture Roger, without using Dip, what would you do to him?

“There’s an endless amount of ways one could torture Roger Rabbit.  Tie him up and eat an entire carrot cake in front of him.  Stop him from being funny.  Pull his ears, step on his toes, jab him in the eyes.  The most cruel thing I can cook up thus far is remain a looming threat over his life, and it’s been…fairly satisfying thus far.  We’re going to…as is said nowadays…’hang out’ together, some time soon.”

[a-framed-rabbit]

❝Or suggest that I recite that P-P-Peter P-P-Piper tongue twister. I seldom back down from a challenge; Or my name isn’t Roger Rabbit!!

. . .

. . .Wait.

Wait, no, I take that back!!!

DON’T GET ANY IDEAS, DOOM!!!!!

Not unless they’re funny—!❞

[a-framed-rabbit]

❝That’s it, @the-toon-magistrate —

Gimmie another reason to 𝒑𝒖𝒎𝒑 𝙮𝙖 𝙛𝙪𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙛 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙙!!!!❞

[a-framed-rabbit]

❝Gooooooood morning Toontown and all who inhabit it! It’s currently 4 AM on my day off and I’m READY TO ROLL!!❞ @imnctbad | @jessica-rxbbits