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you can call me casper. non-binary and very very queer. preferred pronouns are they/them/theirs, but i'll also accept he/him/his. perpetually tired, but optimistic. Ii like people with pretty faces and people with pretty hearts. you're more than invited to start a conversation with me (I really like those, too).

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anancientheart

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

anancientheart

whenever i post this it works reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet

wasturbatress

raptorific

If I didn’t remember actually reading this in an actual Calvin and Hobbes book as a child I’d think it was ironically photoshopped like those comics where Mickey Mouse and Goofy talk about how reality is an illusion but this comic strip was actually just……. already………… like that……………

raccooncomic

11. Adult

You did it! Now panic.

emt-monster

materia-lights

Whatever you guys do, just please be safe :*

grizzlygains-deactivated2016102

FUCKING BLESS THIS SIGNAL BOOST REBLOG NOW! THIS IS SO NECESSARY

you can find this on my tagged/wizardmickeyls for future reference.. this is so damn important.

illuminotus

as someone who works a safety team at events I can promise you this is accurate and incredibly useful! Honesty is truly the best policy with this stuff when things go south

raversaurusrex-deactivated20231

I’ve always known this and super glad someone put this into a simple but informative post. Reblog reblog reblog

fyeahnursingthings

There’s an electro festival close to where I work and every year, we admit a few dozen overdoses. Knowing what we’re up against makes it so much easier for us to take care of you. We’re not here to judge, we’re here to help. We realize you didn’t intend to overdose, you just got unlucky.

jaketank

Please, please, please read for you folks that take these drugs. It’s seriously important.

general-discomfort

!!!

demiiwhiffin

neilnevins-deactivated20240617

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

odinsblog

The organiser of an armed march against the Jewish population in a small town in Montana has insisted the harassment campaign will go ahead.

The Daily Stormer, an American neo-Nazi website, is planning the march in Whitefish, where the mother of white supremacist Richard Spencer lives.

It will take place in the second week of January, days before president-elect Donald Trump is inaugurated. (source)

january-warlock

READ THIS

january-warlock

@my followers

Please. Likes don’t really do much. People need to see this. Please keep the Jewish people of Montana in your prayers. Please, for the horror that is bound to occur next week, reblog this.

davidjade

As a jew who’s grandfathers whole family was murdered in the Holocaust this news breaks my heart into a million pieces💔💔. this is so terrifying, please don’t let this pass you by. i’m literally crying right now

#Holy shit?? This is terrifying #Cw nazism #cw antisemitism

littlealienproducts

Stay Soft Pin

zackancodeine

my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and he’s literally my favorite creature

He’s a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants

So this lady’s dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc… at his own wishes.

Her house looks like its baby-proofed, with kid safe locks on everything and stuff, but really she just has a dog that’s learned all the mobility service dog commands but has a mind of his own.