[mickyvalentine]

Cat cross-stitch commemorating the quarantine

[tsaristwolf]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

damn then why was the monster so sad all the time

[catherine-siena-dr-of-the-church]

I don’t know which is funnier, the images or that comment

[artisinal-cheese]

Wiseman to baby jesus-

wiseman #1 : I bring you gold

wiseman #2: I bring you myrr

wiseman #3 : I bring you antidepressants because your life ain’t getting any better than this barn kid.

[lastvalyrian]

Medieval serf: going to church always helps my sorrows

Medieval priest: … ehm, yeah, it’s the closeness to god

[murdershegoat]

thank u snl for a very specific fantasy of mine

[thehmn]

When I made the first version with only Church of Satan and The Satanic Temple people asked where all the other groups were. To be honest, there’s a shit ton of Satanic and Luciferian groups/religions and some are Satanists but don’t want to be called that and yada yada.

Notes: While many Satanic groups claim to be Atheist, The Satanic Temple are the only people who don’t believe in any sort of magic. They call themselves a religion for those who have no supernatural believes but still have a right to the benefits that comes with belonging to a religion in America.

Temple of Set aren’t keen on being called Satanists, but they are an offshoot of Church of Satan, use the inverted pentagram, and they worship Set whom they believe is an older version of Satan.

Order of Nine Angles is the most secretive of all the Satanic groups, was probably founded by a neo-Nazi (though he denies being the founder), is partly rooted in some of the Thule Society beliefs, and the only Satanic groups who advocates human sacrifice. There’s a rumor going around that to be able to kill humans legally some members become soldiers and police officers.

The Neo-Luciferian Church is based in Denmark, and when I looked up the founder’s facebook page I noticed we have a lot of the same friends. Color me surprised that I’m this close to Satanists.

[draconym]

Possum-sitting.

[badgengar]

The gentle click clack and sniffy noise <3

[disc80s]

[onlyniceandgaystuff]

some highlights

[mapelie]

Let me eat egg

[fuertecito]

I love Zelda Spellman

[zazie-beetzz-deactivated2022071]

Bill: “swear that if It isn’t dead, we’ll all come back”

Stan:

[pandreaa]

[absolutelad-deactivated20200425]

[relive-the-90s]

Celine Dion’s ‘My Heart Will Go On’ classic is immortalized as you’ve never seen it before on a t-shirt with the classic hard rock combo of skulls, fire and satanic symbolism. AVAILABLE HERE

[a-girl-in-winter]

When you’re trying to save money, but see something you absolutely NEED.

[impotsiblelife]

You know you have a chronic illness when… your friends and family turn to you for health advice. 

[shencomix]

[maisonderriere]

[eastcoastquaff-deactivated20180]

The Simpsons predicted the 2016 election.

[sdzoo]

Who’s this? Meet Mosi, a floppy-eared okapi calf born at the San Diego Zoo. What’s an okapi? It’s not a zebra, antelope or any other species. It’s just an okapi, the only living relative of the giraffe and an endangered species.  Learn more about Mosi here. 

[itshamforhamilton-blog]

Straight up truth lmao

[justenwrites]

I’m not worthy.

Now with a sequel

[tastefullyoffensive]

Congrats. (via scruffbutt)