Grimm the Showman

Every good story needs a fitting epilogue.

[a-grimm-display]

Welcome to the epilogue… Of my greatest work; my very own life’s story.

I’m not sure why I’m here. I can only assume the directors of this beautiful performance we call life have called me to the stage for an encore, and so I will do my best to provide.

You may call me Grimm. I identify most with He and Him pronouns, but I don’t mind the rest.

Whilst I am here, I might as well look into how my favorite pirates’ escapades have gone; once, they provided me with the ultimate finale, and I feel I owe them a debt of gratitude.

In Character: #a grimm epilogue

Out of Character: #stage director’s notes

Original posts: #grimm monologues

Speaking with others: #dialogue

Responding to asks: #grimm’s invitees

Hello, hello! This is a JRWI: Riptide RP blog.

I - the puppeteer, not Grimm - use any pronouns.

Feel free to interact, rb, send asks- roleplay blogs don’t function at their best without their anons, after all!

[a-grimm-display]

Hello, Grimm. :)

-🔥 @goddessofthered

Hello, dear. I don't believe I've had the pleasure of making your acquaintance just yet, what brings you here?

[goddessofthered]

I'd like to know if there are any troubles you may be facing? :)

[a-grimm-display]

Nothing debilitating nor particularly urgent, beyond the irritation of once again bending to the law of the Sun. I cannot move my darkness with me, you see, and even if I could I would not abandon my island to daylight.

[a-grimm-display]

Hello, Grimm. :)

-🔥 @goddessofthered

Hello, dear. I don't believe I've had the pleasure of making your acquaintance just yet, what brings you here?

[a-grimm-display]

It’s rather tedious, being restricted as I am. I can only sail at night, you see, and must confine myself below the deck during the day.

[a-grimm-display]

I often wonder why these stars don't burn the way ours always will. Perhaps they are kinder; perhaps they are simply too far away to cause any damage.

[a-grimm-display]

Hey! Stay away from gryfy!!

>:(

@rararagrrrhissss

I agreed to this already, little one, there's no need to be hostile.

[gryffonthepandaman]

Happy Anniversary, warrior.

@a-grimm-display

fck uso fckso uoy ucskf ysou fisk yeou

[a-grimm-display]

You seem a little high-strung today. Whatever could be the matter?

[gryffonthepandaman]

WHSY COUDLNTYE YOU HASVE JUST SATYED DAEED

LEAZVE EM ALEON EYOU ALRAESDY TOPK EVYrTHINB FRRIOM EM JSUT LEAvE EM ALONE

[a-grimm-display]

Not everything, not by a long shot... But I can appreciate a little exaggeration for the sake of drama. How's this?

I have no intent of staying dead. Not when there's so much beautifull land left to explore.

[gryffonthepandaman]

whta did we evr do eto euo

[a-grimm-display]

Absolutely nothing. Fear not, warrior, you will never be the villain in our story. I needed a hero, a reluctant light to battle a dark force, and so I made one.

[gryffonthepandaman]

id id yoeur stdupcid fucksdinff storyi ekilled ysou ok kust alevm e alsoen npow its teh eleasy sou cousl do

PT: i did your stupid story, i killed you ok, just leave me alone now it's the least you could do

[a-grimm-display]

And yet here I am. Why?

[gryffonthepandaman]

yeour guesas is as godo as mdnine. fukc off

[a-grimm-display]

What epilogue is this, where the villain roams free, continuing to do harm?

[gryffonthepandaman]

i dnto evejn kenow eher eyoeu arel and im done paklying into yoteur stupdi fudking fairy tale aleva mae aleon

[a-grimm-display]

You disappoint me, Gryffon.

Very well.

[gryffonthepandaman]

Happy Anniversary, warrior.

@a-grimm-display

fck uso fckso uoy ucskf ysou fisk yeou

[a-grimm-display]

You seem a little high-strung today. Whatever could be the matter?

[gryffonthepandaman]

WHSY COUDLNTYE YOU HASVE JUST SATYED DAEED

LEAZVE EM ALEON EYOU ALRAESDY TOPK EVYrTHINB FRRIOM EM JSUT LEAvE EM ALONE

[a-grimm-display]

Not everything, not by a long shot... But I can appreciate a little exaggeration for the sake of drama. How's this?

I have no intent of staying dead. Not when there's so much beautifull land left to explore.

[gryffonthepandaman]

whta did we evr do eto euo

[a-grimm-display]

Absolutely nothing. Fear not, warrior, you will never be the villain in our story. I needed a hero, a reluctant light to battle a dark force, and so I made one.

[gryffonthepandaman]

id id yoeur stdupcid fucksdinff storyi ekilled ysou ok kust alevm e alsoen npow its teh eleasy sou cousl do

PT: i did your stupid story, i killed you ok, just leave me alone now it's the least you could do

[a-grimm-display]

And yet here I am. Why?

[gryffonthepandaman]

yeour guesas is as godo as mdnine. fukc off

[a-grimm-display]

What epilogue is this, where the villain roams free, continuing to do harm?

[gryffonthepandaman]

Happy Anniversary, warrior.

@a-grimm-display

fck uso fckso uoy ucskf ysou fisk yeou

[a-grimm-display]

You seem a little high-strung today. Whatever could be the matter?

[gryffonthepandaman]

WHSY COUDLNTYE YOU HASVE JUST SATYED DAEED

LEAZVE EM ALEON EYOU ALRAESDY TOPK EVYrTHINB FRRIOM EM JSUT LEAvE EM ALONE

[a-grimm-display]

Not everything, not by a long shot... But I can appreciate a little exaggeration for the sake of drama. How's this?

I have no intent of staying dead. Not when there's so much beautifull land left to explore.

[gryffonthepandaman]

whta did we evr do eto euo

[a-grimm-display]

Absolutely nothing. Fear not, warrior, you will never be the villain in our story. I needed a hero, a reluctant light to battle a dark force, and so I made one.

[gryffonthepandaman]

id id yoeur stdupcid fucksdinff storyi ekilled ysou ok kust alevm e alsoen npow its teh eleasy sou cousl do

PT: i did your stupid story, i killed you ok, just leave me alone now it's the least you could do

[a-grimm-display]

And yet here I am. Why?

[a-grimm-display]

I’m not gonna be fancy to say shit to you you know what I’m saying

If you wanted a show be a fucking play director or teacher not, this shit

Oh, but I am.

[gryffonthepandaman]

Happy Anniversary, warrior.

@a-grimm-display

fck uso fckso uoy ucskf ysou fisk yeou

[a-grimm-display]

You seem a little high-strung today. Whatever could be the matter?

[gryffonthepandaman]

WHSY COUDLNTYE YOU HASVE JUST SATYED DAEED

LEAZVE EM ALEON EYOU ALRAESDY TOPK EVYrTHINB FRRIOM EM JSUT LEAvE EM ALONE

[a-grimm-display]

Not everything, not by a long shot... But I can appreciate a little exaggeration for the sake of drama. How's this?

I have no intent of staying dead. Not when there's so much beautifull land left to explore.

[gryffonthepandaman]

whta did we evr do eto euo

[a-grimm-display]

Absolutely nothing. Fear not, warrior, you will never be the villain in our story. I needed a hero, a reluctant light to battle a dark force, and so I made one.

[a-grimm-display]

Why are you such a dick you know what’s wrong you killed everyone he knew what do you get out of taunting him

There you go, that's a little better. We're making progress already! I'd recommend punctuation, to add weight behind your words, and a little more creativity in the insult itself.

And to answer your question, it's fun. He intrigues me.

[gryffonthepandaman]

Happy Anniversary, warrior.

@a-grimm-display

fck uso fckso uoy ucskf ysou fisk yeou

[a-grimm-display]

You seem a little high-strung today. Whatever could be the matter?

[gryffonthepandaman]

WHSY COUDLNTYE YOU HASVE JUST SATYED DAEED

LEAZVE EM ALEON EYOU ALRAESDY TOPK EVYrTHINB FRRIOM EM JSUT LEAvE EM ALONE

[a-grimm-display]

Not everything, not by a long shot... But I can appreciate a little exaggeration for the sake of drama. How's this?

I have no intent of staying dead. Not when there's so much beautifull land left to explore.

[a-grimm-display]

GRHRR RHRHRHRRRRRR AR AR

I'm going to need words, my dear.

[a-grimm-display]

Imagine smelling like bleach gross ass

[Grimm sighs, disappointed.]

What did I just say?

[a-grimm-display]

Fucking dumbass lameass loserrrrrrrr imagine drinking blood that’s lame as hell

Why so much hostility, my dear? Why don't we calm down, have a talk. I could give you a few pointers on how to properly insult an enemy - I can't have amateur offenses interfering with such an important scene.

[gryffonthepandaman]

Happy Anniversary, warrior.

@a-grimm-display

fck uso fckso uoy ucskf ysou fisk yeou

[a-grimm-display]

You seem a little high-strung today. Whatever could be the matter?