[kim-allen]

i get a lot of targeted ads by fortnum and mason (because this is who i am as a person apparently) and fathers day stuff just popped up. when will it not be difficult :(

[guerrillatech]

[sharpenededgess]

[kim-allen]

there's this ~influencer~ that has been winding me up on insta and i feel kind of sad to unfollow because i enjoyed their earlier content. parasocial relationships are so weird. their schill now is focussed on homeopathy, seed oils are bad, vaccines are bad, etc. there was a ridiculous post recently about "chemical free makeup", even though like literally everything is a chemical?? dont get me wrong because i fully support eating whole foods, avoiding red meat, avoiding certain food additives, but she has very strange things she goes off about. i also dont think people should be banging on about this stuff if they eat meat and dairy but that is a whole other thing. however, they have just been on holiday, got hideously sunburned, drank copious amounts of alcohol. like, which poisons are ok?? it feels all very shallow and performative (like most stuff on social media, i guess)

[kim-allen]

so many people in my (loosest sense of the word) friend circle are going to the usa on holiday unironically??? like has everyone's brain collectively fallen out???? ny socal disney etc good fucken god

[kim-allen]

oh no immediately made worse by needing 3 new outfits for the flights when you 1) need 2 outfits at best cos it's direct flights and 2) dont need new clothes cos they already have several wardrobes full of clothes

[kim-allen]

so many people in my (loosest sense of the word) friend circle are going to the usa on holiday unironically??? like has everyone's brain collectively fallen out???? ny socal disney etc good fucken god

[kim-allen]

my cat, who has never wanted for anything in her life, will try and yeet out our front door at any given opportunity. like 10pm at night after taking the trashes out. just some thoughts as i wade through the hedges in the garden in the dark trying to catch her!

[kim-allen]

you know sometimes when you think you have a hang on this whole being an adult thing? and then you get a curveball from nowhere? i owe the taxman 7k apparently and i also got another ticket for stopping in a hatched box

[anxietyproblem]

[satyriconmp3]

can't talk. sharing images and words on the internet

[kosmogrl]

[kim-allen]

i feel the same way about 20/30 year olds getting facial fillers as i do people who get hand/neck tattoos without being heavily tattooed everywhere else. big ick

[gothredy]

[tlirsgender]

We need to do something about straight women's misery in their hetero relationships they're largely just resigned to living in I'm so serious. Can we try women's lib again can we liberate the women

[kim-allen]

what jobs do you all do to shut down for christmas?? ended up only taking off 24-26 because i need to cover between the public holidays and nye :(

[kim-allen]

i was out last night with chris and one of his brothers and we got off the tube at Tottenham Court Road and if you know me at all you know i fucking love trains lmao. iclove the tube, it's so great, it is so efficient and (i think) so cheap for what you get. amazing stuff. anyway i made some banal remark about enjoying the design of the liz line there cos it's all very futuristic and curvy in the new station concourse bit when you are walking from the platforms to the exit. chris's brother proceeded to explain the Design™️ to me cos he is an ArChItEcT. FAM I KNOW THIS WAS OBVIOUSLY INTENTIONALLY DESIGNED FOR A REASON. why are men, etc.,

[kim-allen]

annual seasonal depression post about feeling so tired and sad and lonely and wishing i could just disappear