nowheredyke

too weird to live too gay to die 😔

[mysunfreckle]

Me, working from home and feeling a bit lost: the neighbours have kids… I guess I’ll write them a card that we could help out with shopping and stuff? that’s not invasive, right?

My husband, pretty much the only one still allowed to go to the university to run his data experiments in a deserted building: COLLEAGUES, FRIENDS, COUNTRYMEN, give! me! your plants!

[mysunfreckle]

My husband is proud to announce that he is now the caretaker of 127 plants

He and his 127 foster children are very happy

[needsmoreresearch]

look i have legit been worrying about all the office plants out there

[a-jolly-good-elf]

To be frank, I would die for Hayley Williams and thank her for the opportunity.

[humanpersonface]

[tallsa]

[nicoleartist]

I love that human humor has basically never changed thousands of years ago we were still shitposters

[bantarleton]

Up there with this Wars of the Three Kingdoms battle flag

[afeelgoodblog]

Makes me smile

[afeelgoodblog]

Aww

[afeelgoodblog]

Best tip today :)

[afeelgoodblog]

Ok maybe I’m crying not smiling.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[a-jolly-good-elf]

And just like that, with hockey on the line, Canada comes through 😤

[grungegoths]

Yall  REALLY gotta stop projecting your relationship and experiences with sex onto others and stop writing hot takes about sex and sexual experiences where you frame your thoughts on sex as the wokest and most logical ones and other people’s thoughts on it as “unfeminist” or unwoke

[piratekinganya]

[double-jynx]

This is probably the most Gen Z headline I’ve ever read and I can’t get enough

[afeelgoodblog]

This is adorable

[afeelgoodblog]

Crow-mates!

[kimsyongsun]

that’s hot

[a-jolly-good-elf]

i would gladly die for her

[femaleidols]

hwasa :: twit (200108) (cr. DaftTaengk)

[afeelgoodblog]

The man is a legend

[emomemeidk]

@crankthatfrank