"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually
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"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually
Tag via @bluehairedspidey and vocabulary updated
vampire with the ability to put humans in thrall but they use it solely to make viral asmr videos
you are feeling sleepy. you are feeling sooooooo relaxed. you are going to like and subscribe for more content
#need someone to enthrall me so i can do basic household chores
vampire life coach who hypnotizes you into pursuing your dreams
Shout out to mediocre black people actually. Shout out to black people who are bad at shit. You donât need to be the best for your life to matter.
okay last backrooms post because i genuinely want people's thoughts and also because i want to encourage media literacy. so here's some backrooms questions, spoilers under the read more.
when i ask "why" i am not asking in the literal sense, i want you to instead substitute every why with "what did the director mean when he did this;". this is not meant to be condescending - i genuinely am asking these because i loved this movie because of how just absolutely choked with denseness it is, it is laser focused, and i want other people to be able to enjoy it the same way i do.
so without further ado;
why is clark dressed as a pirate when he runs a furniture store?
what were non-fictional pirates actually like?
as the owner-manager of a furniture store, where do clark's class interests lie? is he a laborer?
what about all the other characters in the movie that show up for more than a single scene? what are their class interests?
what are the genders of all the characters that react with fear to the backrooms? what are the genders of all the characters that react with awe/i-want-to-know-more of the backrooms? if there is a pattern, why would the director make there be one?
what is meant by the store title "captain clark's ottoman empire"? what was the ottoman empire, and, outside bad furniture pun, does it have any relevance to the story?
why do they mark the entrances off the wall in blue tape in particular? what might that mean?
spoiler questions;
The way she sprained her ankle so she could have a limp like clark?
The way she ended up in an asylum, eyes empty, like her mom?
Ohhhh mary...
I know this movie is about cycles and loops and says so again and again but omg Iâm going CRAZY at the thought of Mary in her loop. TWO VERSIONS of her are right back to where she was as a kid. Stuck inside, staring by at yellow filtered light.
Everyone in Mary's life was trying to keep her stagnant and obeying. Her mother wouldn't let her leave the house by her own strict rules, Clark wouldn't let her leave the kitchen until she said what he wanted her to, the async scientists wouldn't let her go because of the information she could provide. Her whole life was basically just being stuck in the backrooms of everyone else's creation.
I really did like the ending of the Backrooms 2026, actually. The twist that the Backrooms is a space that you can physically exit but a part of you mentally will always be trapped in is a great subversion and really effectively inverts the concept. The main scientist character looks directly into the camera and reveals he is still caught in the same nostalgia trap that Clark was, stuck in a repetitive motion and going nowhere. Mary got out but she's still in there. You can leave but you can never escape
a handprint made in concrete is just the image of a hand, itâs not the real thing. or, itâs the absence of a hand, more than anything, the negative space. the casing around where it should be. itâs an indent that was made from something real - that could not have existed without something real - but itâs not the real thing, itâs just trying to be. maybe itâs not even trying. you put your hand there with your mother and the concrete remembers, and the handprint doesnât even know why it exists, it just does. if we can make copies and not-things from real things in the world, whoâs the say the world couldnât do that itself? does it even need to know why?
Backrooms (2026) - Kane Parsons, A24
Goodbye white people no more cheeseboard
What have white people ever done to deserve this?
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the road OUT of hell is also paved with good intentions. Thatâs just kind of the main road weâve got
People think hell can afford TWO roads? In this economy? You're taking the Good Intentions Highway both directions, mate.
i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background
âWhy are you scared of datingâ Iâm not scared of dating, I just havenât found anyoneâs company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I donât care
I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet
Also the amulet
Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?
The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third
I saw this perfectly in my head and had to recreate it
Holy Shit
âWhy are you scared of datingâ Iâm not scared of dating, I just havenât found anyoneâs company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I donât care
I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet
Also the amulet
Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?
The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third
I saw this perfectly in my head and had to recreate it
Holy Shit
Friend in an alleyway | my wife sent me this photo the other day and said "you HAVE to draw this." and I agreed completely <:
oops I was told you can only see the photo if you have a bsky account, so here's a screenshot of it!
I've never actually read Wizard of Earthsea and I'm reading it now and it's so funny. Sparrowhawk is like "oh man I fucked up, what horrible evil thing have I summoned, what will it do, how can I defeat it" and all the master wizards are just like "I don't fucking know. That was super weird, I'm an ancient wise archmage and I've never seen anything like that in my life. You did evil shit and now there's evil shit out there. Good fucking luck I guess."
I finished the book and you would not believe how much trauma Le Guin can fit in this one fucking wizard