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What vets do behind closed doors

I KNEW IT!

I️m one of the people that doesn’t give a shit about whoever D&P are but your tags are always so fucking funny I’ll let the drunk cringed fandom shit slide.

An ask? In my inbox? In all seriousness I’m glad I️ can be of entertainment as it is literally ALL I’m good at. I️ think depression makes you funnier for some reason idk man.

#im being totally real though my entire life is a joke #im an honors student that dropped out of highschool #Im 20 and I️ still have the same tumblr I️ made when I️ was 12 #my cat is my best friend and i dont say that to be quirky #im fine #everything is FINE

In the newest D&P gaming video dan said the walrus is what Phil looks like before he puts his glasses on in the morning and as someone who wears glasses I️ can confirm the first thing I️ do after checking my phone while holding it incredibly close to my face, is put on my glasses. I️ dont get out of bed without putting them on. Because I️ cannot see. Do you get where I’m going with this.

Bed sharing. I’m suggesting bed sharing.

#sorry for literally every person that follows me that doesn’t give a shit about this.#I never post fandom stuff I promise #I may have sinned but I swear I’m a child of Jesus #please don’t unfollow me for this monstrosity #I am drunk let’s blame it on that.#k? k.#phan #dan and phil

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people acting like diversity is inherently a political statement or sjw bullshit are so fucking stupid like… thats just how the world is. its almost like the real world is diverse and that its unnatural for media to not reflect this… like these people literally get mad about female protagonists, gay protagonists or protagonists of color bc its “political correctness gone too far” like idk how to explain to you that poc, lgbt people and women existing isnt political correctness its just life dude