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Fai_Ryy
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Interview Vampire Daily
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Noah Kahan
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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Keni
RMH
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Cosmic Funnies
Cosimo Galluzzi
todays bird
roma★
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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@a-lizard-in-disguise
not my changeling-coded ass having a profound sense of loneliness and separation from the rest of the world 😂 !!! when can i go home. where is home. why am i so different. do you love me. am i a burden. do you wish i was a better child. why do people not like me. i cannnntttt escape the allegations bro the townsfolk think i'm straight up odd and peculiar!!!
okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure
OH I'M SURE
AAA video game publisher voice: "Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose."
#‘that goose keeps laying golden eggs. that’s stagnation. I’m going to kill it and go look for a goose that lays diamond eggs’#‘that goose normally lays golden eggs but this time it laid a silver egg. I’m going to kill it because even though I can still make good#money with that it’s not as good as a golden egg’#‘that golden egg laying goose only lays an egg once a day instead of constantly shitting them out. I don’t care that golden eggs take time#if they’re not constant the goose is worthless to me’
@thebaldursmouthgazette y u leave all the good stuff in the tags
i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me
His arms
they look so stupid
Meanwhile, Malice is pretending her brother is not trying and failing to cast magic missile in the background.
Mayhem is the Chosen One. Obviously.
One time I was ringing up this sweet older gentleman at the sex shop. I no longer remember what he was buying, just that he was in his fifties and radiated a bumbling gentleness that I had enjoyed.
He was chatting with me as he pulled out cash to pay, “You know, I always thought it would be so much easier to meet ladies. But then you meet a girl and you start chatting and they’re never as impressed that I know Captain Kirk’s middle name as I expected them to be.”
I took his payment with a grin and said, “I dunno, Tiberius is an amazing middle name, it was their loss.”
He looked at me with utter awe, radiating a disbelieving joy that I’d parried his quip so effortlessly with Trekkie lore. “If I were thirty years younger…” he’d said, absolutely delighted.
I didn’t have the heart to tell him I was gay to boot, so I just beamed and wished him a good day. He went out the door with a spring in his step and I still smile to think about it.
going on a guilt trip do yall want anything
if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask
youtube with ublock origin experience of the 20 second gap between every video on a playlist where youtube desperately throws itself against the impervious ever-evolving uncaring face of the adblocker's wall screaming and clawing and calling PLEASE! PLEASE, OUR AD REVENUE!! DON'T YOU WANT TO SUPPORT THIS CREATOR? DO YOU NOT CARE ABOUT OUR WALLETS? AND THEIRS? into the vast and empty sky before the adblocker gently raises one of its many iron-banded arms and flicks youtube away into the void just to hear its wails fade slowly into nothing
It's funny when I get the "You seem to be experiencing interruptions. Find out why" popup as if two unskippable 30-second ads wouldn't feel way more intrusive and annoying than a slight delay for a video to start.
“i love how we as a fandom have just agreed that–” don’t include me in this. do NOT lump me in with that.
In cartoon comedys for grown ups and adults there was alwwys a little sad fellow or other getting torment and torture over and over for the amusement of the fans, well I dint fucking laugh
I will to save him
I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it
I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but idk I've seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally
Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere
Also there is no way ravens wouldn't figure out spells, tbh
They're smart fuckin birds, I believe in them
Either through observing or just figuring shit out ravens could 100% learn how to cast spells I'm sure of it
Dogs can also cast Magic Missile but every time they do the projectile is shaped like a bone or a stick and they chase after it
group of wizards who ask this in-universe, and after extensive study learn to their surprise that animals are casting spells all the time, just that their magic is so fundamental as to be unrecognizable to humans. turns out the only reason acorns grow on trees is because squirrels keep wishing for them.
When a species becomes extinct humans have to figure out what kind of magic they were doing to keep the ecosystem from becoming out of balance
🎶Animals should all have! Magic powers!🎵
oh to have foxes play where I've laid to rest
Werewolves had invaded my house and the only cure to stop them from turning was pickle juice. Pouring it on them, not making them drink it
Okay but why are we curing them?
estrogen and progesterone are nice but they need to hurry up and come up with a third thing that makes your tits grow even bigger even faster
indeed...
I was sick and missed over a week of work, my check was then too short to cover my rent, i need help with paying this past due balance because my next paycheck has to go towards next month’s rent. I know everyone is struggling right now but trust me everything helps!
0/480!
Cash
Venmo
PayPal
I didn’t receive much help with this so I had to put my entire check into staying housed, can anybody please help me eat today and get a bus pass so I can get to work?
0/50
Still at zero please help me if you can
WOAH just saw spiderman eating pizza on a roof
oh shit he ate the whole thing . he just like me frfr
spiderman just left the pizza box on the roof but then came back a minute later and clearly felt bad for littering so now hes swinging through downtown holding an empty pizza box
hes hit a street light
he's swinging away now clearly very embarrassed and he thinks nobody saw it. i saw you spiderman
fuck
