a mink, i think!!

shitpost sideblog, so named because i love mustelids. he/him/she/her (shout out to people with he/she pronouns how come we never get them on badges)

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i think ralsei is trans for many complex thematic reasons

i think noelle is trans for many complex thematic reasons

i think berdly is trans because berdly is a bird. ie, was formerly an egg

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had a startlingly vivid dream last night that they hired me to write a new series of Ghosts and i immediately said "i know what i need to do. make thomas thorne transfemme" and then i woke up

what this would involve, i think:

- she'd become slightly better in terms of respecting boundaries and realise a lot of her obsession with alison was related to gender envy

- despite the tentative hopes of her fellow ghosts, her poetry would still not improve

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was scrolling through etsy as one does and found myself unbelievably compelled by these colour names. moles breath...

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i love maps of the lost, every episode is just a mysterious narrator with a calm and gentle voice going 'if you enter pigeon park in birmingham at exactly 3AM on a full moon you will see a man. he will give his name as Scampery Jim and he can give you one minute's look into the afterlife. then he will hold his hand out for you to shake it. don't do that'

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my parents had already started having jobs and children by my age and here i am wondering if the alphablocks are a polycule #breaking the cycle

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every day i wake up and make the active decision to watch the worst horror films ever produced

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ranking crisps by how accurate their name is:

walkers: they don't walk

skips: they don't skip

discos: i don't think they eat them there but i don't go to enough discos to say for certain

transform-a-snack: i suppose there are optional construction elements to this one but wouldn't necessarily call it transformative

quavers: sceptics will say no, but i believe that if someone planned their crunch strategically they COULD make music out of it, and it WOULD last the same length as a quaver does in music

frazzles: i'm on board with the idea they could make me feel that way

monster munch: works, provided that you accept the idea that humans are the real monsters, and it's humans doing the munching

sensations: yeah! i eat them and i feel some!

squares: 10/10, That's The Shape They Are!

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sometimes i really love inaturalist

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Oh this is great

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more highlights:

[Steller's Jay, Cyanocitta stelleri, USA]

[Knight Anole, Anolis equestris, USA]

[yet-to-be-identified fly, Phaoniinae, England]

[Northern Flicker, Colaptes auratus, USA]

you, too, can contribute to the project! :3

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if you had to eat one of the food-based pokemon, which one would it be and why? sound off in the tags

also in this hypothetical question it fits with your dietary requirements. you can find a gluten free dachsbun. just so we're clear

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love seeing any bird with 'spotted' in its name. like yes!! i did!! yayyyyy!!

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i am like god's withered zhu zhu hamster that went through carpet one too many times so now the wheels barely work

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if you were some kind of aquatic creature, would you be:

freshwater

saltwater

Voting ended onApr 11

please elaborate in the tags!! i want to know your thinking!!

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people keep asking me 'what's the worst part of becoming a wheelchair user?' it's the tonal whiplash rewatching Glee. next question