Not-So-Incorrect Anime Quotes

don't ask me to do small talk. i don't do small things.

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HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

HEYYYYYYYYYYY LOML

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Fandom: So, Bakugou.

Fandom: Do you identify as straight, gay, bi-

Bakugou: I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.

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For our resident loveable idiot, Denki

- When he went to the doctor's, he checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom's list. The nurse had to gently explain to him that the option was for babies. (She offered him a hug.)

- While arguing with Mina, he typed 'I'm a functional adult', but autocorrect changed it to 'I'm a fictional adult'. He let it stay that way because he couldn't really deny it.

- He appointed himself as Todoroki's mentor on maneuvering social situations. The first lesson he taught Todoroki was to 'de-escalate any situation by saying "Are we about to kiss?" '. Within a day, it left behind an exploding Bakugou, a furiously-blushing Deku and a traumatized traffic cop.

- For Christmas, he handed out cards to everyone, that said- "Friendship with me: Annual Membership Renewed".

- Their textbook had a section explaining 'Schrodinger's Cat- Both Alive and Dead'. For April Fools' Day, he secretly sneaked around and cancelled it from everyone's book, writing in it's place- 'Me, any time of the day'. (Todoroki insisted it be changed to his name instead.)

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Toga's Top (Incorrect) Quotes

- "I have yet to encounter a problem where a knife didn't factor into the solution somehow."

- "If I didn't cause a tiny bit of chaos every day, I think my body would shut down."

- "I wish I was a cat, but not in a furry kind of way. More like in a 'I can sleep all day and hit people without consequences' kind of way."

- "Next time I'm at a pet store, I'm gonna take a hamster and drop it in the python cage. I wanna see what it looks like when it goes 'oh fuck'. "

- You guys wait for Thanksgiving and Black Friday to get stuff cheap? Amateurs. I steal it."

- "I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying."

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Denki's Top Off-Screen Moments

- *Sips milk* "Oh my god, is this expired?" *Takes another sip*

- "I don't know the first thing about clothes, but I can tell you if something is clothes or not. This chair? Not clothes."

- "No offense to me, but what the actual fuck am I doing?"

- "I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke."

- "Money...is like Pokemon cards, but with actual people."

- "I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, and you're forced to go to school and get educated so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck? No one ever asked me if I wanted to be a duck!"

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Reblog if it's okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice, rant, vent, let something off your chest, or just have a nice chat.

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please, please and please.

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SERIOUSLY. PLEASE. JUST ANYTHING.

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can you IMMAGGINE class 1A working in a restaurant setting

through trial and error they figure out Bakugo was not meant to be a server or a waiter so they throw him in the kitchen.

Kirishima ends up taking care of the food, he brings the food to the people but doesnt take their order. So bakugo and kirishima work together, because if Kirishima isnt the one telling bakugo "hey this was supposed to be with no pickles" the fucking building will go up in flames

kirishima, balancing a huge tray of food on his hand with ease: Damn this smells so good Bakugo

Bakugo: Its gonna get cold dumbass

Mina, running into the kitchen: GUYS I PUT IN THE WRONG BURGER AGAIN

Bakugo: Are you fucking kidding me racoon eyes

Mina, smiling: Kirishima collect your man

Kirishima, walking out: Not my problem

Mina: UUUGHHH

Kirishima, handing the people their food: Alright! Can I get you anything else at all? Any napkins, extra plates- No? Cool!

Aizawa, calling out to Kirishima: Hey! I need some help with these drinks!

Kirishima: Get it ready and Ill take it with their food!

Todoroki: That'll be too heavy though

Kirishima, smirking: Cute.

Deku, running past with a pile of napkins: Boutta impress the fuck outta these milfs

Denki: Guys, someone just asked what we had on draft, what do I-

Sero, walking out from behind the bar shaking his head: Ay dios mio what table are they sitting at?

Kirishima, walking into the kitchen to find Bakugo cursing loudly: Damn your fast

Bakugo: Kinda have to be. You okay?

Kirishima, smiling: Theres a weird rush thats throwing us off, but Im doing great. Some lady handed me a dollar for giving her ketchup

Bakugo: what the fuck

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Not Deku saying "boutta impress the fuck outta these milfs" XDD I mean, he's too pure for it, but it's also something he would say

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Todoroki: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than driving people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Deku: I wrote you a poem.

Todoroki, already crying: You did?

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Kirishima: What did I tell you?

Bakugou, sighing: Don't be a cunt.

Kirishima: Exactly.

Bakugou: ...So can I-

Kirishima: No, you can't be a dick either.

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Thirdwheeling

~Part 4 of the Shouto's Guide To... series~

~Part 4 of Denki and Shinsou's non-date~

Denki: Todoroki, can I ask you a question?

Todoroki: Sure, anything.

Denki: Why don't you go back to your own house and leave us alone?

Todoroki: I would, but I'm actually kind of live-streaming this. Oh, thank you for the $20! Next sub goal: ShinDenki wear each other's hoodies.

Shinsou: I can feel 'consent' turning in its grave.

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~Part 3 of Denki and Shinou's non-date~

Denki: And what do I get out of this?

Todoroki: A dollar.

Denki: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never-!

Todoroki: Two dollars.

Denki: Hey Shinsou, just asking... Wanna cuddle?

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Avoiding Trouble

~Part 3 of the Shouto's Guide To... series~

Todoroki: *shuts the cabinet at light speed*

*crashing heard behind the cabinet door*

Deku, walking in: What was that?

Todoroki: The sound of somebody else's problem.

Deku: ...Is something burning here?

Todoroki, leaning awkwardly on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Deku: The toaster is literally on fire.

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Roasting Classmates

~Part 2 of the Shouto's Guide To... series~

Bakugou: I'm gonna nickname my child 'Lil Bitch'.

Todoroki: I see you're passing on your nickname.

Deku, walking in: Kacchan, I heard you broke your leg! What happened?

Todoroki: Do you see those stairs?

Deku: Yes.

Todoroki: He didn't.

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~Part 2 of Denki and Shinsou's non-date~

Shinsou: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?

Denki: For the dogs.

Shinsou: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?

Denki: They don't know how to.

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~Part 1 of Denki and Shinou's non-date~

Denki: What would you like to have?

Denki, opening fridge: We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-

Shinsou: Spiders?

Denki: Spiders it is.

Shinsou: No, that's not-

Denki: *already pouring out a glass of spiders*

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Surviving Flirtation

~Part 1 of the Shouto's Guide To... series~

Girl: I didn't catch your name, pretty boy.

Todoroki: I didn't throw it.

Girl: ...Um, well, can I have your number?

Todoroki, texting Deku to pick him up: I don't have a phone.

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Bakugou: All of your existences are so confusing!

The squad: How so?

Bakugou: Your presence is fucking annoying.

Bakugou: But the thought of anything bad happening to any of you upsets and pisses me off.