Incredible Things

Lover of cats and naps, not necessarily in that order.

[baapi-makwa]

[bimbinis]

[kyojinsenshu]

This is what lurking and getting your feelings hurt looks like

[sophisticantsophia-deactivated2]

LMFAOOOO

[thankyu]

a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this is it. the worst post i’ve ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed

[types-ofpeople]

types of people - landscapes

tag yourself!

desert - old maps, tea drinker, earthy colors, late night nostalgia, cigarette smoke, pressed flowers

mountain - crisp shirts, overworked, winter air, early mornings, cursing, conspiracy theories, documentaries

beach - sleeping in, always broke, greek mythology, feeling lost, never gets angry, expensive 

meadow - raspberry muffins, good grades, picnic in a park, sad smiles, comfy pyjamas, doesn’t want to be overlooked

forest - flannel shirts around the waist, logical, the smell of rain, s’mores, inside jokes, expensive coffee

[cursedcatimages]

[princesstigerbelle]

Fucking superb you funky little meowboy

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[eauudenil]

Normalize apologizing to children.

[bumblebeebats]

Yesterday at work these two 12yo boys came through my line and i’m instantly like. oh Boy. Because solo children at a grocery store are always forces of chaos, good or bad

But thankfully these ones were totally pleasant, and when i asked if they wanted a receipt one of them pulled out a random fuckin receipt from his bag and asked “Do YOU???” and y’all, i lost my shit… What a power move. When will i ever be this funny

[castalyne]

ROSES ARE RED

I LIKE LONG WALKS ON BEACHES,

[markv5]

Mom’s Work

[anarcho-occultism]

Reboot to support this hardworking single mom

[transiting]

don’t make other people’s decisions for them. apply for the job you don’t think you’ll get. let them decide if you have the skills they’re looking for. tell that person you like them even though you think they’re out of your league. let them decide if they like you. stop trying to predict and control everything. bring what you have to the table. let the rest go.

[milk-karton-kids]

Boys and girls of every age

Wouldn’t you like to see something strange?

Come with us and you will see

This, our town of Halloween

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Pumpkins scream in the dead of night 🎃

This is Halloween

Everybody make a scene

Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright

It’s our town

Everybody scream

In this town of Halloween

I am the one hiding under your bed 🛌

Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

I am the one hiding under your stairs

Fingers like snakes 🐍 and spiders 🕷 in my hair

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

In this town

We call home

Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

In this town

Don’t we love it now?

Everybody’s waiting for the next surprise

’Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can 🗑

Something’s waiting, no, to pounce,

And

How

You’ll

Scream!

This is Halloween

Red ‘n’ black, and slimy green

Aren’t you scared?

Well, that’s just fine

Say it once, say it twice

Take a chance and roll the dice 🎲🎲

Ride with the moon in the dead of night 🌕

Everybody scream

Everybody scream

In our town of Halloween!

I am the clown with the tear-away face 🤡

Here in a flash and gone without a trace

I am the “who” when you call, “Who’s there?”

I am the wind blowing through your hair 🌬

I am the shadow on the moon at night 🌑

Filling your dreams to the brim with fright

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Tender lumplings everywhere

Life’s no fun without a good scare

That’s our job, but we’re not mean

In our town of Halloween

In this town

Don’t we love it now?

Everybody’s waiting for the next surprise

Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back 💀

And scream like a banshee

Make you

Jump

Out

Of

Your

Skin! ☠️

This is Halloween

Everybody scream

Won’t ya please make way for a very special guy?

Our man Jack is King of the Pumpkin patch

Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King, now!

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

In this town we call home

Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

[bob-belcher]

[l-g-bee-tea]

The tea is extra hot today.

☕️

[newyorkexcelsiorofficial-deacti]

is saying “horses” when you pass a field of horses a midwesterner thing or a whole ass national thing bc ive never been in a car when we passed a field and somebody has to just say Horses in a monotone voice and we all look and nodd and keep drivin

[newyorkexcelsiorofficial-deacti]

every human on earth in unison: horses

[snoopingasusualisee]

just trying to do my bestpacito here

[gatorfruit-moved]

Hydrangeas

These flowers change based on the pH of their soil. Their environment changes them.

The same can be said for people. If you’re in a bad situation and not doing well just know that when you get out. It won’t be that way forever. You won’t feel that way forever. You can change. You’ll be ok.