[unclefather]

other people: *happily married, 4 degrees, 401k plan, good job*

me: *sits on the toilet drunk with my eyes closed*

[humorholics-deactivated20200126]

Whoever thinks money doesn’t bring happiness, transfer it to my account

[c-ptsdofficial]

“Do I Like You Back Or Am I Idealizing You For Giving Me Attention” a 300 page research paper by me

[kevvn-deactivated20141201]

*200 degrees out* *wears all black*

[aestheticacadema]

i lose everything apart from weight

[goldenshawty]

my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

[ufilth]

[m-ve]

my skills include hesitating, missing opportunities and being full of regret

[a-puppet-on-a-string]

How I flirt: *stares from distance*

[chacoco]

[kevvn-deactivated20141201]

*200 degrees out* *wears all black*

[st-pam]

[twilight-theater]

[pl3dge]

[skellydun]

do u ever look forward to a nap so badly like this nap is the highlight of your day you’re gonna nap so hard it’s ridiculous

[bunlly]

Artist Alert: Miri Ishii

[bunlly]

Artist Alert: Emba