[vanityrex]

These are my favorite parents in any movie ever.

[jakeyllenhaal]

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UMM Hugh had me scared there for a second I was about to find out who I need to beat for making him sad

[jakeyllenhaal]

Okay maybe I’m being a little dramatic but I’m honestly kind of offended at the lack of notes this has? Hugh CLEARLY put a lot of thought and effort into this joke, and you can tell that he’s proud of it he smiles and even chuckles at his joke. Is it so hard for y’all to show appreciation for a good man? He’s trying to be funny is Wolverine himself not good enough for you guys? God

[saccharinesylph]

That satisfied dad laugh at the end

[chlopainter]

Can’t believe mark zuckerberg offered to buy snapchat for $3 billion when he could just download it for free from the app store

[a-rainbow-after-the-rain]

Scholar 1: *writes a thing*

Scholar 2: Here is my review of his thing. In closing, it is shit.

Scholar 1: It has come to my attention that Scholar 2 referred to my work as shit. I have for you now an essay on why my work is NOT shit and why Scholar 2 is henceforth dead to me.

Scholar 2: It has been brought to my attention that Scholar 1-

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

i wrote a song about a tortilla

[d0nn0-deactivated20150125]

actually its more of a wrap

[ruinedchildhood]

[meladoodle]

BREAKING NEWS: more shark attacks during shark week because they all think we’re saying ‘shark weak’ and it upsets them

[refinery29]

[tepitome]

Obama drops the dad joke of 2015.

[mypreciouslittleblog]

my economics textbook sees a bright future ahead

[amnxsie]

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal Plants

Can you believe there is love that is illegal Love

[afka-weyn-deactivated20151228]

[bloodfloodofficial-deactivated2]

I don’t think parents fully understand how important it is to be like 8 hours early to a concert

[canadianprimeminister]

gps: *says something* everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*

[coffeeforthemoon]

[jncera]

If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy

[kaliforhnia]

Tell him you’re excited to have his last name and then marry his brother

[notmakoto]

bro, bro ur hand looks heavy. let me hold it for u.