ARealNerd

I guess this is a pretty nerdy page. Depends what you define as 'nerdy'...we try to do a variety...

[just-shower-thoughts]

Take a rectangular table with 4 corners. Cut off one of them. You have 5 corners now. 4-1=5.

[a-real-nerd]

Need suggestions

Hey, so I’m in a DnD campaign and we have backup characters. My 2nd character is a fighter type and she’s (jokingly) apart of the “Sisterhood of the Traveling Hands” where she’s addicted to touching things, like everything.

So I need help thinking of catchphrases for touching things. Like little things just to like spark up the game.

[a-real-nerd]

Batbat the Bat

DM: “Batbat makes a small nest in Sarkaria’s hair.”

Sarkaria (Me): *a very high pitched squealing sound*

Everybody else: “What?”

[charcoalartisan-deactivated2019]

Hear Me Out

I know we’re tired of hearing it, but it will be worth it. We need to save our online freedoms. Even if it means reblogging one post about net neutrality a day, DO IT. WE CANNOT AFFORD TO LOSE THIS BEAUTIFUL DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY WE’VE BUILT ON TUMBLR.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via JazzTrombonist)

[a-real-nerd]

From experience, if you do it with a flute it does "wee" or "ahhhh"

[just-shower-thoughts]

Maybe breaking a mirror is 7 years of bad luck because that’s how long it takes for each cell in your body to be replaced completely, therefore meaning you technically aren’t the person who broke the mirror anymore.

[dnd-5e-homebrew]

Homebrew Lottery

Hello people,

Last night we reached 1000 followers. To commemorate this I want to do some sort of a giveaway. I will draw 2 people at random and they’ll win the prizes.

This will be open for a week. It will close at Monday 7 December at: 15:00 UTC, 10:00 AM EST, 7:00 AM PST

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Prizes:

1. I will completely design something for you, of course this will be something you want and you’ll see progress and can change whatever you’d like to change. This can be one class, one subclass, 2 races, 3 monsters, 3 items, or 3 backgrounds.

2. I will make something of your choice look like something from the core books. This probably means this material you have is in text format. This can be one class, one subclass, 2 races, 3 mosnters, 3 items, or 3 backgrounds.

Of course if you get the first prize but you don’t have anything you want me to design for you then you can switch with the second prize winner. If you both don’t want the first prize I will draw a third contestant who will also get the third prize.

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Rules:

1. Follow this blog.

2. Don’t be a giveaway/prize blog.

3. Fave and/or reblog this. You can only reblog this once!

[r-n-w]

A little info about the basic background from the 5th edition PHB!

[diceprophet]

Background: Tyrion Lannister

KNOWS THINGS AND DRINKS.

[bizarre-bazart]

[mmilhouse]

do you love the colour of the sky

[sundayroasts]

this is much better than the original.

[just-shower-thoughts]

In inception they talk about that you never remember the beginning of dream. They also mention that if you die in a dream you wake up in the real world. Well do you remember the beginning of your life?

[heads-up-display-blog]

Have you heard about the new Ixalan pack for Magic? Learn about its contents with Jeremy!

[a-real-nerd]

Check out this review my friend did about some new Magic the Gathering card set!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Stephen King’s IT is a boggart from Harry Potter. He becomes what ever you fear the most and the only way to get rid of him is to stop being afraid. The whole movie is just a bunch of muggles trying to get rid of a boggart without using magic.

[probablybadrpgideas]

Instead of a Barbarian, play as a Barberian: a dexterous hairdresser that uses scissors, weaponized shaving cream, and style commentary in combat.

Instead of a traditional Cleric, play as a Clerical Clerk: an intelligent worker that uses an arsenal of office supplies in combat.

Instead of a traditional Ninja, play as a Nunja: a ninja who is also a nun.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Typical

Context - the party are dungeon-delving into a rather mischievous vampire’s underground ‘lair’. They spot a door at the bottom of a pit.

DM: There’s a ladder you can climb down.

Rogue: Okay, I’ll go down and check for traps *succeeds*

DM: The ladder’s fine…

Rogue: I reach the bottom and yell up –.

DM: … but as your feet hit the floor, you trigger the trap hidden on the ground. Fireballs explode from all around you and those on the ladder.

*4d6 fire damage*

DM: Roll to keep hold of the ladder.

*NPC companion nat 1s*

DM: Anton falls and …

Rogue: FEATHER FALL!

 DM: … lands gently on the floor…….. triggering the trap again.

Party: FFS

*3d6 fire damage*

DM: Again, roll to keep hold.

*Ranger-druid fails and hits the ground*

Party: NO

*2d6 fire damage*

DM, gleefully: And again?

*Cleric fails and falls*

*1d6 fire damage*

DM, is far too happy: Once more?

*everyone succeeds and makes it down the ladder, but only because the trap is exhausted*

Party: *is totally wrecked and on its last legs purely because of fire and fall damage*

Rogue: *took absolutely no damage because of evasion* Well that wasn’t too bad. Let’s look at this door…

DM: The door is painted on the wall. You’re literally in a dead end pit.

Party: …………

[a-real-nerd]

I now have 11 loaves of bread!

My apparently bread-obsessed tiefling

[stonecobra]

Can we talk 

About

How

Beautiful

Snails

Are?

Seriously

Just Look!!!

IT HAS A FLOWER

(Vyacheslav Mishchenko)

[stonecobra]

Every once in a while this post starts getting  a ton of notes again and it makes me really happy because the world needs more snail love.

[kawaiiraggie]

Sneautiful

[quotemadness]

I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see.

John Burroughs (via quotemadness)