YOTE

shes a meme lover

[satomichi]

♥ ♥ ♥

[pleatedjeans]

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

i think it’s so wholesome that whenever me or my friends have issues w our plants 🌱 .. i always send my mom a pic and she gives us a diagnosis and what to do

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

had another plant problem so i asked my mom..

[neekz-art]

Plant not gay

[versacemom]

Gays are happy

[whoredrigo]

Why does she talk like some sort of hermit shaman who lives in a mossy cave

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

moms just talk like that in texts sometimes

[thebootydiaries]

[v-didomi]

Death Note 2 (2020)

[angelicguy]

talking to my infant son like im a youtuber

[looking4myson]

Whats up baby. Father here bringing you another spoonful of Gerber ham and gravy baby food

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

tbh the only moomin discourse that really tears the moomin fandom apart is “does snufkin bathe and does he smell bad” discourse

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

a nation divided

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

discord in moominvalley

[lesbianshepard]

"This is my cat Missy. It's short for Missile Launcher."

[satirizing]

i just want to say this is 1) excellent and 2) not uncommon…i work at a vet clinic and some of the names are so fuckin weird but i love it???? clients will be like “we call her stevie. it’s short for death metal steve” or “this is turkey but his LEGAL name is scarecrow jones” thank u

[eldritch-crone-deactivated20210]

Why is every piece of media now about “surprise! bet you didn’t see that coming” instead of themes, character arcs, internal logic, and consistency in writing?

It’s okay if your audience (especially hardcore fans) predicts your story. It means that they picked up the clues you put in, understood the themes you were trying to convey, empathised with the characters…

How is that a bad thing?

Instead each piece of media feels like it’s written by a marketing team that is looking at the latest statistics for TRP ratings and box-office collections.

[thescarletgarden1990]

Yeah… sighs.

[bendingsignpost]

Something that has also come as at least a partial result of this, is readers who think being able to read foreshadowing means the story is in some way flawed or “too obvious.”

Sometimes, you the reader are supposed to see the train coming. 

Sometimes, the true suspense is in knowing the train is coming, and knowing the characters still have no idea. 

And yet, due to an expectation of unpredictable twists, this method of building suspense can be dismissed as “too easy” a twist. 

[aewm]

420 stands for “4got 2 0plogize” and this is how u use it

friend: hey dude why’s lester mad at u me: i broke his favorite mug and 420

[nightlifemingus]

rennaissance painters: what is a baby? a small man?

[hungwy]

every time you sneeze you steal it from someone else. theres only ever 1 sneeze in the world

[pochowek]

if two people sneeze at the same time they’re borrowing the sneezes from each other very quickly

[dilact]

It’s like that electron thing

[hungwy]

Its exactly like that electron thing

[necromancer-deactivated20190530]

anti-advert advert

[c3rvida3]

Wait I’m sorry I mean no disrespect but are you not going by P***y A** anymore? (Not Pussy Ass)

I’m trying to think of a joke response that’s even marginally funnier than the concept of my deadname being Pussy Ass and I can’t. It doesn’t exist.

[midchilda-deactivated20161022]

[ramseyesscom]

The Vanderbilt Planetarium asks you to refrain from following your dreams.

[deputydickhead]

Keep your filthy hands off her

[meatseekingmissile-deactivated2]

WHAT DID I DO

[pastabot]