👑This daddy's a hoot!👑

18+ blogstyle RP blog for Stolas from Helluva Boss, follows back from pumpkinpyre

[a-royal-hoot]

OOC

You know what just ignore the timestamp on this post. I couldn’t see the button on how to unpin it so I decided fuck it I’ll just edit this one.

Anyways, hello! This blog follows back from my main, @pumpkinpyre! I also have a list of other RP blogs I run in the pinned post over there. To make things easier on mobile users, I’ve made a post for Rules and About. I haven’t gotten rid of the blog pages, but instead link the posts from there as well. You can see the old stuff too I didn’t delete it. I’d appreciate if you left a Like on any of these ooc posts, but it isn’t necessary.

OKAY fingers crossed I can keep muse for this old birdy for longer this time LET’S GOOOOOOO

[autokrates]

Indeed! But I wouldn't have it any other way. I'm looking forward to it, if anything. I want my kids to argue circles around me so I know I raised them to be smart little bastards.

OH NOOOOOO that's so cute. I can't imagine how you must have sobbed when she said "shrews" for the first time. I'd need to lay down for the rest of the week to recover from that.

[a-royal-hoot]

Oh, absolutely. It's sad to see them grow out of the cutest things, but it's so wonderful to watch watch and see what they grow into, isn't it? Guiding a whole new person into the world! Or more, how many do you have now?

I was absolutely inconsolable, yes, hah. It took such strength to not break down in front of her about it! Oh Via was such an articulate little thing, I feel sometimes I barely got to have those little moments. Though I suppose that's just what happens when speech is part of young education.

[autokrates]

One must stay strong, I have many children I'll have to watch grow past this cute little phase. So I can die again when they become teenagers and I have to suffer in a whole new way.

Hangenburngers...... oh that's so cute, was that something your girl used to say when she was little?

[a-royal-hoot]

Thus is our fate, haha!

It was indeed. Another favorite is she used to pronounce "shrews" like "shoes." Even if it was just one, she wanted a shoes.

[autokrates]

At least you understand my pain, Stolas. Because right now I think the second Merritt stops saying that he wants a bikkit with his tea I'm just going to kill myself.

[a-royal-hoot]

A BIKKIT. Oh my Lucifer, I don't know how you aren't already in pre-mourning for the loss!

But one must persevere. As bitter a loss as it is, there are many more wonderful things awaiting. And we shall carry the little things, and remind them constantly of how they once said "hamburgers" like "hangenburngers" and watch them roll their eyes in frustration, hoohoo

[autokrates]

@a-royal-hoot replied to your post “Worst day of my fucking life, Eelizzy pronounced a...”:

It is so unfair when the milestones are also a tragedy

​How am I supposed to explain that I feel like I got my hearts ripped out because my daughter stopped saying "pamcakes with nananas".

[a-royal-hoot]

Oh, my poor deer Valera, that is truly heart breaking! It's alright if you don't have the words. Those who know, will know.

[moxxietude]

How long have you been in the Hellaverse fandom &/or rpc?

recently (Helluva Boss season 2 finale / end of 2024)

Hazbin Hotel canon show premiere (around start of 2024)

Helluva Boss season 2's first half (2022-2023)

Helluva Boss season 1 (2021)

Hazbin Hotel pilot/ Helluva Boss pilot (end of 2019)

pre-pilot days (2018- 2019)

pre-trailer/Zoophobia days (Any of you around?)

Voting ended onJul 24, 2025

I'm from the pre-pilot days. Curious to see how long people have been around.

guess this is for mutuals since the tags aren't really 'safe' right now.

I might try a bigger poll in the future when our tags aren't under attack.

[truebelieved-blog]

REBLOG IF YOUR MUSE IS A HOT DAD (DILF).

[overwhelmedfernfrond]

[resqectable]

“If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.”

— Marcus Tullius Cicero

[chatter-vox]

OOC: Voxcasts, a concept

((So I've been kicking around the idea for quite a lot longer than picking Vox for a muse, of having an in character sort of news type "broadcast." Have you ever done an event but were stuck on how to promote it? Say your muse is in danger but isn't the type to ask for help. Say they've done something embarrassing or compromising that you really would love for someone to confront them about it, but don't have an easy excuse to get that information out there!

That's there Voxcasts come in! Where anyone can reach out, and, because Vox runs surveillance as far and wide as he can, we can use that as an excuse for Someone finding out ic! And he already, in character, runs the gamut of entertainment from actual news reports to gossipy shit talking to straight up trashy reality tv.

This will only be done with permission from ALL MUNS involved. This is supposed to be a fun way to make interacting easier, not to call out or intimidate or harass anyone for realsies.

I'm not sure if I'd write it out like you're reading an Article or prosing it up to make it read like your muse is "watching" a video, but either way, I just figured this could be fun. Let me know if you're ever interested!))

[catchymemes]

[atarlikedi]

[creepy-crowleys]

A lot of the higher ups in my office just used it as an excuse to bite people's heads off. Any time saved by getting everyone else to agree with them or tell them what they wanted to hear was more or less cancelled out by the time needed to catch their replacements up to speed.

[a-royal-hoot]

📖 I was going to say. That at least a lot of us can't die that easy. But that is not one I would want to test even with my full powers available, haha

[br455]

Biting is always an option. Just might not be the preferred or most productive option.

Depends on who you ask.

[a-royal-hoot]

📖 I suppose that's true! Most people simply aren't aware until someone introduces it, first, haha!

[autokrates]

You know, he may just be on to something with this strategy.

[a-royal-hoot]

📖 With you, it seems more a battle of wills, waiting out to see who will give in first, rather than anything that would expedite the issues, haha!

[a-royal-hoot]

📖 I feel like several of the meetings I've been through would have gone much more efficiently if biting was an option.

[goodmorningevildoers]

We at Good Morning Evildoers are fans of gladiatorial combat. And snacks. So may your birds and warriors live or die gloriously!

(ETA: We are informed that there is no actual fatal combat in honor of the Superb Owl. Disappointing, but at least the snacks are real.)