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indie AU Angel Dust, mostly blog style. follows back from somnambulistsedge. icon by bunni-hub, banner by me+my friend nihil

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This blog is primarily on-line, as if it’s the muse who’s running the blog. if you want to have your muse meet mine face to face, MESSAGE ME

[cyberneticlagomorph]

i mean this is the best way possible but why is this cat built like my husband

same chest fluff and fuckass bangs and everything

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because this look is CLASSIC baby

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i put a keybump on the husband altar

i pray for good weather (jokingly)

i check the forecast

nearly two weeks of 80+ temps with rain and high humidity

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FUCK

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"grace want waffle fries also"

yeah

This might as well happen

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oh that's why the littles are plotzing

[cyberneticlagomorph]

He's been here for several hours eating waffle fries and watching Bill Nye with Egg

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and that's why Egg's not been plotzing!

[cyberneticlagomorph]

"grace want waffle fries also"

yeah

This might as well happen

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oh that's why the littles are plotzing

[cyberneticlagomorph]

Jesus Christ yeah ok I'll

I'll chill out then

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i'll come sit with you.

[cyberneticlagomorph]

There is a teapot in my lap and it starts scream/hissing if I try to get up

Am I really in that bad shape??

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you scared the hoes both metaphorically and literally. and turned the house beige.

[cyberneticlagomorph]

I am being held captive

My house is on some Ghibli shit

I was forcefully burritoed and dropped in my favorite chair while the Warren itself makes me breakfast

Thad is also here, but he's not allowed to touch anything so he's just Lost

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poor Thad. i'll get him a red solo cup so he can be less lost

[cyberneticlagomorph]

TWO STREAKS

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does that mean buny is now a silver fox?

[cyberneticlagomorph]

BITING YOU

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oh~

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TWO STREAKS

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does that mean buny is now a silver fox?

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ooc

you ever get mad bored? here are jack's kids, arranged roughly by age, from a post siscar made previously, with as much information as i can remember off the top of my head tacked on, with input from others always welcome!

Loki [he/him], ??? looks 21, godling, followed Bayonetta home and refused to leave Bayonetta made him stay (adopted)

Duo [they/them], 21, godling, showed up at Jack's house and refused to leave

Zephyr [he/they], 21, godling, same as above

Kyrie [she/they], 21, godling, see above

Robyn [they/them], 21, godling, same as above but mad about it

Sabian (Beanie) [she/her], 15, human, adopted

Hunbun [she/her], 8, adopted, Lily's twin, 3'7" Aug 6

Lily [he/him], 8, adopted, Hunbun's twin, trans, 4'2" Aug 6

Void [they/them], looks about 7-8, little homunculus clone baby thing of Null, who lives in Jack's walls. Void calls Jack Bibi and therefore goes on this list too.

Galena [she/it], 7, half Curator, bio kid between Jack and Stones

Viola [she/her], "7", Changeling, Bayonetta's daughter

Alicia-Marie [she/her], 7, bio kid between Jack and Bayonetta

Dart [he/him], 7, bio kid between Jack and Bayonetta, Alicia-Marie's littermate

Mimi [she/her], ~5, mimic found in the yard

Charlotte Cerise (Lottie) [she/her], 4, half demon, daughter of Jack and Tony, Sept 10 2020

Egg [she/her], 4, pooka, found in the dirt/adopted, albino May 10

Ambrose [he/him], 3ish but looks 5, litwick gijinka, anon gift/adopted

Apollyon (Polly) [she/her], Dec 16 2023

Zuriel (Zuri) [they/them], Dec 16 2023

Ragamuffin Crumble Pie (Crumb) 5-6 months, Jan 25 2026

Biological Youth Testing Entity (Byte) 5-6 months, Jan 25 2026

Rab.BIT Vesper Whittman (Bitty) 5-6 months, Jan 25 2026

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Mary go round at home 🏡

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Forget what she’s wearing, are we just going to ignore the sheer strength she displayed? Sis is holding herself up extended her torso to an obtuse angle and did a situp with a child and didn’t slip a millimeter. 👀👀👀

[glon-morski]

That, and she’s also bouncing said toddler without slipping a milimeter there at the end, don’t forget that 🤯

[alnora]

The bar is another form of ballet fight me

[elveny]

Not gonna fight you on that cause it’s true

[cyberneticlagomorph]

Oh ... Oh my God??

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whatever the original reason for the bucket was its now for containing the juices

Lottie's showing her her tongue and the girlie is imitating with an eyeball. i'm proud of my baby for being so much stronger than me

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I'll get some blankets and soap

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...so you know how the flesh kites were really bad to see? at least their forms were basically unchanging.

we got a mimic. a little kid mimic. she seems to like being meat.

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Just watched a pack of little girls "sneak" into the kitchen, grab an armful of snacks and an empty feed bucket before booking it outside

IDK what unlucky little critter they found but it's about to become My Problem

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i'll go try and head them off

[strawberriesandfairiess]

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also, for th' record, makin' the pasta itself is different than cooking a pasta dish.

me making pasta is probably why more kids weren't trying to do back flips, if i'm being honest - i like to get the real active kids to help with the pulling.