Balloons

Why don't you stay for piece of chocolate?

[perriedward]

[electric-daisy-forest]

“My boyfriend/ girlfriend won’t let me…” yikes yikes yikes, abort that relationship

[antigothesis]

Unless its like

“My bf/gf won’t let me eat chocolate anymore because of that time when I said that I’d stop but I didn’t and ended up almost dying”

[kaijuno]

“My bf/gf won’t let me cook anymore after the spaghetti incident”

[nucleardaddy]

“My gf won’t let me pee in the sink”

[libertybill]

It’s been months since my wife let me go “buck wild” at home depot.

[sideshow-bob]

My boyfriend won’t let me drink red bull after the time I chugged it in three seconds, laughed hysterically for 20 minutes, then slid off my chair onto the floor and fell asleep under the D&D table.

The difference is caring vs controlling.

[chicoravelli]

That last comment got me rolling

[srsfunny]

Couldn’t you just pause it

[frenchroasted]

Oh my sweet summer child…

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

US things that I only know from the internet/tv and that i won’t believe until i’ve seen them with my own two eyes: 

girl scouts selling cookies

garbage disposals

regular school assemblies 

PSAs

coupons

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

can’t believe i forgot 

cheerleaders

serious school sports teams

spirit week (still not convinced this isn’t a myth)

[winterbirb]

I can’t believe, in an industry ripe with falsehoods, you managed to list everything that actually exists

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

millennial culture is being unable to eat dinner unless you are watching something at the same time. movie? tv show? twitch stream? doesn’t matter. just have to be able to click play

[planethealth]

i mean if im by myself what else am i gonna do?? be alone with my thoughts?? out of the question

[tastefullyoffensive]

What a time to be alive. (via iwanttoliveinusa)

[intoasylum]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Logan Rinser)

[ilovemusicalyy]

[no-backwards-glances]

i don’t know what i was expecting, but it sure as hell wasnt that

[pagesofangels]

It’s exactly what you think it is.

[aminta]

usually i hate tik tok… but this might be the one good thing to come of it

[sailorcrystalgemplaneteer]

Okay no @thebibliosphere NEEDS to see this.

[thebibliosphere]

This was the first thing I saw when I logged in this morning, and no matter what else happens, today was worth getting out of bed for.

[terminallyjilll]

if you need a laugh just pause this at any point [via]

[kevinokevinokevino-deactivated2]

every moment of this vine is true perfection

[sp00nwhatdiduthink]

[excusemejesus]

[babyanimalgifs]

just incase u needed this

[meyhew]

louis working on his album

[catchymemes]

[catsdogsgifs]

http://catsdogsgifs.tumblr.com/

[godlywoman]

When people insult us, we ask God to bless them. When people treat us badly, we accept it. When people say bad things about us, we try to say something that will help them…

1 Corinthians 4:12-13 (via godlywoman)

[godlywoman]

The Lord guides our steps, and we never know where he will lead us.

Proverbs 20:24 (via godlywoman)

[fuckjerry]

[frown-eyed-girl-deactivated2015]

Why the fuck didn’t they give Sirius Black veritaserum? like they could have asked him whether he was the potters secret keeper or not?! he would say Peter was and BAM! they would know he was innocent. it would have saved them all that azkaban nonsense. on second thought, why bother with trials when veritaserum was a thing? wizards have all these tools and spells but never fucking use them!! the wizarding world is an actual disaster