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today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

king-small-deactivated20230615

I wanna be a cowboy, baby 🤠

someonesarchivedblog-deactivate

I’m so glad they decided not to give up on this game.

phidippusregius

lowkey training peanut to jump with a cue

plantbird

her: wait do you have a signature on your texts? me: no………engineering integrity

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missmilk

white: hey have you listened to [classic rock band/song]

me: no im latina

gendertranspositions

Sorry but that’s like asking me, “Have you listened to Juanes or Fetty Wap?” and me responding, “No I’m a white woman”.

Your ethnicity doesn’t preclude you from potentially being exposed to certain music genres.

missmilk

me: jokes

white: *crying uncontrollably* we are all one music genre….. the human genre

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monelyslave-noscopekween600thou

I’m at the doctor office and this baby keeps yelling “I want donow” (mcdonalds) and the big brother (I assume) said “all the mcdonalds burnt down, there’s no more mcdonalds”