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dave, 20yo, sensitive scottish sol sapphic, they/them I don't have so much time for tumblr any more! if you miss my Web Presence come hmu on twitter @plantbird where I shitpost constantly

[plantbird]

hey I haven't used tumblr in eighty years can anyone tell me why I only see three notifs in my activity. can I go back further somehow. thanks

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@plantbird

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@plantbird

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[gentlemanbones]

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

[deadlylampshades]

@plantbird

[softwaring]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BE99b2xBBmt/

[aprik0se]

@plantbird

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Did a thing for dnd pride! It took me forever to finish this but now i gotta colour it!

Characters belong to me, @zinniakid @lasombra @lesbianwoobat @kingofthebookcase @plantbird and Tien who’s blog i’ve lost

[plantbird]

AHHHHHH <3 <3

[transgambit]

Idk if they did this in the USA too, but in the netherlands they set up a sound system on a Dominos pizza scooter and everytime it drove it would make sounds like mmmmmMMMM Dominos! mmmMMMM tasty tasty (in dutch that's lekker lekker) mmmmMMMM PIZZA! and if it was waiting with the motor running it'd go dominosdominosdominosdominos all in a human voice

i read this message in the middle of the night and legit thought i was imagining it

[transgambit]

i keep thinking about thjs and laughing ao hard my stomach hurts

[colorousme]

here’s the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n17B_uFF4cA 

[aldar-beedo]

A legend and his sweet ride

[p6y]

a moodboard for 2017

[tramampoline]

“One Man’s Trash” is more or less one year old this week (the edited version was posted to YouTube on June 1st) and it is still an unrivalled episode of television.

[leafcrunch]

i don’t watch this show but i trusted my friend’s advice and it was truly, unimaginably, the pinnacle of the live television medium

[upthehillart]

Cho, Harry, and Cedric after playing some Quidditch, lying on the pitch and joking around

Because nobody dies and these three have the chance to live out their crushes on each other

[handsomedogs]

This is Juliet, my 6yo golden retriever who I love very much!!

[boo-cool-robot]

I’m like 1000% sure that Aria gets the gang matching neon t-shirts with something ridiculous like #ChimeTime on them and like

-Cass is vaguely embarrassed by theirs but they assume that everyone’s gonna wear them from now on so they show up for the next mission with it on. Everyone else just has their normal shit on. Cass has to be in a gunfight in this terrible shirt, they are going to murder everyone

-Aria uses hers as workout gear. Of course that’s the most appropriate time: It’s training! As a team! They’re gonna look cute! She cuts the neck so it hangs off one shoulder and shows off her sports bra

-Mako also cuts his shirt. Extremely deep V neck, front and back. There is definite nipple whenever he moves in the slightest. It makes him feel fancy

-AuDy just cuts the word part out and staples it onto their vest. It says AUTOMATED #ChimeTime now

-Jacqui gets a shirt the second she steps onto the ship. It doesn’t fit super well because she’s huge, so she ends up ripping the sleeves off and cutting slits up the sides so she has a fantastic bro tank. Aria feels that this was a GREAT decision on her part

-Orth is very matter-of-factly given one by AuDy. He hates it, it is the worst, but it constantly ends up being the only thing he has that’s clean. Years later, he still uses it as pajamas, the neons faded.

-Who gave Ibex a shirt? No one, he kind of stole his on his way off the Kingdom Come. After the September Incident, he wears it for his meetings with any of the Chime members. Sunglasses on, covering jacket casually tossed off, #ChimeTime. Cass nearly fucking shoots him.

[ayeforscotland]

Scottish Labour’s most idiotic campaign poster ever.

[thebibliosphere]

…this isn’t real, right? I’ve fucked up my medication and I’m hallucinating…right? 

…no, actually you know what, the way Scottish labour has been going for the last decade I can believe that this is real. Holy Shit.

[lethbian]

hi folks I’m scarfbeard manbun and this is my girlfriend septumpierce undercut and we’re queering heterosexuality by making a joint tinder account for threeways

[bcj-arts]

Mermay! C Y B E R M A I D ! She traded her voice to a sea witch in exchange for her choice of bodymods, as is custom.

[charadreemurrrrrrr-deactivated2]

I think this is new, but apparently twitter assigns you a gender now if you don’t pick one.

[tumblunni]

EWW WHAT THE FUCK

[jethroq]

Assigned Male At Twitter