Researcher of the Paranormal

Stanford Pines RP Blog || "Grunkle" of @dipperpinesrpblog || The scientist behind the Gravity Falls Weirdness Magnetism Theory! Publishing pending.

[a-stanford-pines]

OOC: Still here guys, I've been sick for the past week and have all sorts of responsibilities I'm juggling, so sometimes the blog will be a bit silent. But I'm still here!! I'll get to it everything when I can, trust me <3

[wackpedion]

i made this in one sitting this morning. lmao

I haaate Bill so much whys he like that UGHH it drives me crazy how he maaay or may not have purposefully damaged Fords eye to "match", and the more I think of it the more it seems intentional because NOOOBODY ELSE possessed by Bill had this problem!!! and we KNOW Bill had the power to mess with Ford's body like that, because its shown that he literally REWIRED FORDS EYES SO HE CAN SEE COLORS BEYOND THE HUMAN RANGE!!!! If he can do that whos to say he didn't fuck with Fords eye, so they'd both have one to match. Fucked up fucked up I HATE THEM

[dipperpinesrpblog]

i get so scared of ghost videos. that’s a deep dark secret i’ve never told anyone. i cannot sleep at night sometimes because mabel makes me watch ghost videos and they make me tremble in my little trans boy boots

[a-stanford-pines]

If you're so scared of ghost videos, how are you planning on running a ghost-hunting show?

[a-stanford-pines]

do u like cockroaches

I find them in concept very fascinating, their ability to withstand up to 900 times their body weight and survive a number of circumstances is rather impressive. However in practice they are very frustrating.

[drifting-stars-mabel]

don’t forget to tell Ford that Dipper also came out as a furry Mabel

YOUR RIGHT!!!

@a-stanford-pines

Dipper is also a furry!!!

[a-stanford-pines]

A.... fur-what?

[a-stanford-pines]

Wh... Sixer? Why are you so... small-?

-@reha-bill-itated

Thats- that's none of your business! Go away!

[reha-bill-itated]

...Okay, fair response considering... well, everything... but this is weird. You're like... a baby human! Why are you a baby human?

[a-stanford-pines]

Some random "anon" cursed me... Ugh, why does everyone love to torment me so much?! Just go away, I need to focus on fixing this.

[a-stanford-pines]

Wh... Sixer? Why are you so... small-?

-@reha-bill-itated

Thats- that's none of your business! Go away!

[a-stanford-pines]

*Stan coming in*

Stan: hey point dexter, have you seen my-

*starring down child Ford, who is a deer in the headlights*

Stan: uhm, wha-

Ford: don’t. ask.

ooc: HEHEHEH YEAH.... at times like these i wish there was a stan blog to go w/ my ford but its ok. we will make do. anons will fill in when it comes to making fun of and poking and prodding ford

[a-stanford-pines]

[He seems to be looking for a way to undo the child curse...]

[a-stanford-pines]

grown ass fucking man with a job and family

i want to see you blown up

Well unfortunately for you that's not happening.

[a-stanford-pines]

Psst! I have a book on Myths and Mysteries for you~

-♠️

[He seems to cheer up a bit hearing this]

Oh, do you...? How kind, what is it called?

[a-stanford-pines]

how did something so cute become so dangerous..

Don't judge a book by its cover.

[a-stanford-pines]

is this u

No, I'm not pasta last I checked.

[d00medyur1]

i meant the name you socially stupid fucker are you a faggot

[a-stanford-pines]

Well aren't you being quite rude.

[d00medyur1]

don't dodge the question

[a-stanford-pines]

If you need to ask that perhaps you weren't paying enough attention. But maybe I'm expecting too much from you.

[d00medyur1]

ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID

[a-stanford-pines]

I don't know, am I?

[d00medyur1]

please i can't tell if this is sarcasm or not

[a-stanford-pines]

...It's sarcasm.

[a-stanford-pines]

is this u

No, I'm not pasta last I checked.

[d00medyur1]

i meant the name you socially stupid fucker are you a faggot

[a-stanford-pines]

Well aren't you being quite rude.

[d00medyur1]

don't dodge the question

[a-stanford-pines]

If you need to ask that perhaps you weren't paying enough attention. But maybe I'm expecting too much from you.

[d00medyur1]

ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID

[a-stanford-pines]

I don't know, am I?

[a-stanford-pines]

is this u

No, I'm not pasta last I checked.

[d00medyur1]

i meant the name you socially stupid fucker are you a faggot

[a-stanford-pines]

Well aren't you being quite rude.

[d00medyur1]

don't dodge the question

[a-stanford-pines]

If you need to ask that perhaps you weren't paying enough attention. But maybe I'm expecting too much from you.

[a-stanford-pines]

aw your so adorable! Hopefully you don't bite- *pats*

This is. Very degrading.

[a-stanford-pines]

God, you two’s relationship really just is the song, Can’t be Erased, by JT Music 😑😒

That's not a song I'm familiar with, but er, relationship is a strong word.