the blog with the three strikes

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[a-starwright]

just u wait these ocs gonna be the ones flooding ur dash drawn by other people one day

[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[thingsamylikes]

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

[carpecake]

Not worth taking the risk

[beardedmrbean]

[thechaospossum]

That's because on the russian internet strawberries are often associated with porn/erotica. The creator of telegram, Pavel Durov, is russian, and so is a big chunk of telegram's userbase.

[parkchanwoohoo]

BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it's a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like "PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI" while a new dom is like "Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,"

[parkchanwoohoo]

Sub: Okay so before we begin how familiar are you with the ancien régime? It's not super important but it does help contextualize this. Essentially I'd like for you to be a ravenous, semi-cannibalistic Antoine Barnave-esque figure

Dom, holding a pen and notebook: Yeah okay

[hyenapup-aphros]

sub: can you drug me and perform fucked up surgeries on my unconscious body without telling what you did

dom:

[pulpfanfiction]

strong argument for why dragons dogma 2 will be the greatest game of all time:

ZWEIHANDER WIZARD

[madeintimeland]

started playing disco elysium on monday. tuesday i woke up sweating yet ice cold after having incredibly horny dreams about old men. what does this mean?

[aflo]

[sapphic-haymaker]

It really disheartens me that I see a lot of people disregard Lobotomy Corporation. Especially in the wake of Limbus Company's popularity. I was even told to skip it by one of my friends when I got into Project Moon last year (<3)

People say it's bad, it's hard, it's not worth playing, "Just watch a recap video" or "Just go straight to Ruina" or "Play it with cheats" (the gameplay experience is vital to the story but im a grouchy old woman about this) and while Ruina definitely can be played without playing LCorp first. A big theme of the game, repetition and cycles, hinges on you having played LCorp.

Not to mention LCorp is just, an amazing game? It's a clever little title that's an incredible experience, with some flaws that I think are outshined by the power-trip level moments when you're finally able to overcome the web of bullshit it throws at you. I'd put it in my top 3 games of all time, tbh. higher than Ruina.

If you're getting into Project Moon for whatever reason, I HIGHLY implore and recommend you to give Lobotomy Corporation a try before Ruina. It takes a bit to get going but if you see things through to the end, you won't regret it, I promise.

You'll make it. I know you will.

[wayneradiotv]

sons and dads should be killing each other daily

[wayneradiotv]

[staff]

we fucked up

[staff]

we fucked up

[staff]

we fucked up

[quecksilvereyes]

since im on a roll about tragedies:

i am sick to death of fourth wall breaks that are funny. i want fourth wall breaks that make me want to cry.

give me hamlet looking up during his monologue to see the audience and plead with them for help. give me orpheus, on the road back up from the underworld begging us to make sure eurydice is there, to tell him she is safe. give me orpheus turning when the audience stays silent.

give me someone, bloody and full of tears monologuing to the camera when the narrative has wound itself so tight that they can't escape it anymore.

"youre just watching me. help me. im dying and im rotting and im losing myself and you wont do a thing."

i want the tragedy to be the performance. i want the tragedy to be, truly, in the eyes of the beholder.

[son-flower]

ooh ahh dripchuck

[valtsv]

vague prophet

[valtsv]

something will happen

[valtsv]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

you can't kill a linecook in a way that matters they will just be smoking behind the building again tomorrow night

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

Why are you telling people to kill themselves?

Because they are ruining my diet pepsi experience

[thebibliosphere]

When I say editing software is getting dumber, this is what I mean.

In what world is "What dinnered?" more legible than "What happened to dinner?" I just... what?!

[emperorpenguin]