A Strange Merchant...

[a-strange-merchant]

Oh, hellooo!

I see another adventurer... I think you've already realized that this place is not for the weak. But I assure you, my shop is safe.

Want to buy something? Want to chat? Don't be shy, I'm always open to dialogue.

//OOC:

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CHARACTER INFO

Jeff Harris is...uh..he do not want me to tell ya'll..

But he uses He/him

Design! (Normal art is W.I.P)

Blog host: SeledkaMarie

THIS RP BLOG IS A PART OF A TALE OF REGRETS AU, NOTHING IS CANON.

[a-strange-merchant]

So... What happened with this ride guy?...

I don't know bro.

[a-strange-merchant]

Yes. They're suck ass.

[a-strange-merchant]

I'm a HUNDRED percent sure that they are from YOU, bitch.

I don't know what are talking about.

[a-strange-merchant]

YOU BASTARD, WBO ARE THOSE AND WHY ARE THEY BREAKING MY DOOR?

You think i know? It is your problem dude.

[a-strange-merchant]

Why are there so many people outside my house..

Good luck.

[a-strange-merchant]

. . . .

Why. It proves that you're worthless.

[a-strange-merchant]

Is that it? That's all what you've got for that? Worthless.

[a-strange-merchant]

Yea, me too, I don't want to talk with a fucking ugly monster. I hope you die soon, poor thing.

Okay, dude.

[a-strange-merchant]

That's still gross. Useful doesn't mean that it's beautiful. Tear them off.

I see no point in continuing to respond to your requests.

[a-strange-merchant]

Well, no... But why keep them, of you know you look like a fucking mess?

...You know, they help me to some extent. At the very least, they boost my efficiency in everything I do. That’s the second reason why I won’t cut them off.

[a-strange-merchant]

Why do you need them? It looks very ugly. You're like a monster

Tell me, if you were a judge and saw me in the dock, would you have any doubts that illegal experiments had been conducted on me?

[a-strange-merchant]

Have you thought of chopping off your tentacles? I can help you with that.

As much as I hate all the inconvenience they cause, I wouldn't trust this job to an amateur. Plus, for the time being, I still need them...

[a-strange-merchant]

Maybe smiling sometimes will help you with ur intimidating look...

I... I'll give it a try. Thanks for the advice.

[a-strange-merchant]

Have u thought of killing someone? Not just ZX or something, like, killing other people just because they bother u in not the right time

I’m really not like that.

Yes, I look intimidating.

Yes, sometimes I really am very harsh.

But I never wanted to hurt anyone over trifles...

[a-strange-merchant]

Where the heck this guys seems like someone work 6 hours???

Where's them lived dude

I don't know man...

But everyone at the hotel tells me I'm overworking... maybe they're right.

[a-strange-merchant]

Bro, normal people work 6 hours per day....

Um..ahahaha...-