#ask jeff

[jeffersjitters]

I'm aaofucking high rught now like holy shit nothing is reel my eyes are like . They have tiny pillows bhrind ny skull

[a-strange-merchant]

Have you ever thought of k*lling yourself?

...

Uh..no..no..actually no...

[ask-jeff-winger]

"gay murderer says what" and you said what.. pretty gay........

what’s next, i’m a murderer too? 🙄

[goresuckerz]

if YOU’RE jeff the killer and I’M jeff the killer, then who’s flying the plane?? /r (i hope you’re cool with doubles ;-;)

Don't worry EJ's got everything under control! :D

[benhasdrowned]

she? jane? OH JANE IS JANE OKAY???

BEN: why are you worried about jane.

Jeff: JANE? Who mentioned J A N E?

BEN: they’re asking if jane is okay.

Jeff: Fuck her, who cares if she’s okay.

Jeff: ...

BEN: ...

BEN: o - kay then...

[askmother-bocnee]

Hello Jeff ^_^ wanna be friends

[thunderbirdjefftracy]

A debate's been raging for eight long years. Tell us, Jeff, which Thunderbird's the coolest?

"The coolest?" Jeff raised his eyebrow at the question presented before him. "Y'know I've been asked this particular question many times before, and never really had an answer."

Scratching his chin slightly, noting the growing stubble that he really must shave, he continued "I suppose having thought about it for 8 years, I can say that Thunderbird 2 is probably the coolest.... I mean, it does have the best cooling system out of all of the 'birds. But if I think about it, 3 is also pretty cool. Going into space where the temperature is pretty cold means its often the coolest when on a mission. The same I suppose could be said for 5 as well, being in orbit all the time."

Jeff paused to smirk slightly, "Thunderbird 4 is often pretty cool too, being a deep sea submersible, but it can also get pretty hot down there in the wrong areas, so I don't know if its the coolest. I don't think Thunderbird 1 could be considered cooler than any of the others."

[metaljohansen]

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