Everything tastes like Jesus

Truth is I'm a girl who thinks she's a Louise Belcher and don't give a fuck what anyone thinks but in reality is a basic white bitch who loves Starbucks and rose gold things and cries literally every day over cute puppies and the fact I told someone to have a nice night at 9am

[cilly-murphy]

Merlin rewatch | 1x03 “The Mark of Nimueh”

[iridescentides]

can we talk about how literally 64% of people wear glasses, and yet we NEVER see them in movies/tv unless it’s on some nerdy or uncool character? why do we adhere to such a weird beauty standard that subconsciously makes us feel bad for,, not being able to see???

[continuityssue]

I used to work for LensCrafters and I can tell you for a fact that they make a big deal out of wanting as many customers as possible to want to get contacts. Every meeting there was a reminder that we were to push contacts. Hell, the other employees /managers repeatedly tried to push contacts on me even after I informed them that there was no way that I would ever shove a piece of plastic into my eye.

To them, the difference between selling glasses and getting a customer to sign up for contacts is like the difference between selling a video game and getting a player to get a monthly subscription.  And failing that their next big sell is for frames that cost twice to three times as much, but have little to no frame (and thus almost look like you aren’t wearing glasses at all) and are fragile as all hell (and thus are likely to break and have to be replaced).

They can’t rely solely on our prescription getting heavier or otherwise changing to the point that we have to buy a new pair every year. They want to push you to buy their product every time that you visit the optometrist and then some more in between.

As counter-intuitive as it might seem, it is in Big Optic’s best interest to convince us that we look terrible if we wear glasses.

[puttingherinhistory]

At this point I’m convinced most standards are just capitalistic bullshit and figuring out how to get people, especially women, to buy as much shit as possible.

[ultrafacts]

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[qndeldr]

I still need to know what dog this is

[ultrafacts]

It is the Caucasian Shepherd Dog aka Russian Bear Dog. This picture below is just a PUPPY.

[bubblegumdomme]

Holy shit.

[kaylamariiie1993]

I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE NOW

[ultrafacts]

[leadhoovesies]

MOUSE

[musical-dreamer-of-love]

THE REAL LIFE CLIFFORD!

[bayocake-deactivated20160731]

Level 1

Level 17

Level 35

[thespectacularspider-girl]

I could literally ride this dog into battle.

and I would.

[vancity604778kid]

For anyone wondering, that last pic is another awesome breed called the Tibetan Mastiff :)

[ultrafacts]

Fun fact: Tibetan Mastiffs were often “paired” with Tibetan Spaniels. The Tibetan Spaniel is a natural-born tattle tale and would run along monastery walls to keep an eye out for intruders. Upon spotting someone suspicious they would go get the big dog.

[ninjaspiderjuurouta]

N O. Oh my God that is so cute

[im-not-right-in-the-head-deacti]

[gameraboy]

[kenyatta]

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

[rwiggly]

lmfao just walking away at the end like fuck this shit I’m out

[desertfiredance]

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

Do people not actually know what’s happening here? Or do conservatives just throw out their brain when they join the party?

This is an N95 mask with a hospital mask over the top. The N95 mask filters out particles. It protects the person wearing it. It has an exhale valve, so people who aren’t assholes (and know what they’re doing) wear another mask over the top to protect other people, in case they unknowingly have COVID-19. Anyone who’s been to see a medical professional in person this year would have seen them wearing exactly this combination of masks.

This is the mask combination worn by someone who knows their science and cares about the health of the people they come into contact with.

[punkrorschach]

It also allows for the top (less hard to get and more disposable) mask to be switched out regularly while keeping the N95 on consistantly, which helps prevent germs from being spread even more! 

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[ars0nism]

Pros of chubby gf

- soft

- nice hugs

- thigh pillows??? Tiddy pillows??

Cons of chubby gf

- none

Pros of skinny gf

- fits in ur arms rly nicely

- ur hoodies are too big on her which is beautiful

Cons of skinny gf

- none

Pros of muscled gf

- abs?? Biceps??? Please???

- strong gf pick me up pls

- most likely works out a lot which is hot

Cons of muscled gf

- none

[pipebomb-malewife-deactivated20]

Pros of a tall gf:

-she can reach everything

-she can wear those gorgeous and long swooshy dresses without drowning in the fabric

-she still rocks heels, I mean, hello??? Tall girls in heels??? Yes??? PLEASE?

- can curb stomp facist easily

Cons of a tall gf

-none, you’re just cowardly

Pros of a short gf

- I can give her piggyback rides

- she short which means I can pick her up randomly

- she’s got a better angle for throat punching facist

- great at stealing my clothes and wearing em

Cons of a short gf

- none

Pros of a disabled gf

- she’s still her own independent person

- she’s intelligent, often times having some of the most profound things to say that people often ignore because they’re stupid

-she’s got a unique lifestyle that’s gonna be best for her and she’s gonna live life as much as she can as comfortably as she can

-stronger than any US marine

-hates fascist

Cons of a disabled gf

-none

[lily-orchard]

Finally a Tumblr Post that speaks to me

[hilbeth]

Pros of an autistic gf

-She stims when she’s happy

-She tells you about her special interests

-She’s super knowledgeable about her favorite topics

Cons of an autistic gf

-none

[the-spawn-of-loki]

This makes me happy.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if 6 months of quarantine has proved nothing, it’s shown that the dad from The Shining was a weakass lil bitch

[xxredwoodxx]

to be fair, the mansion was sentient and slowly possessing him

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’ve spent 6 months in a studio apartment, the bitch can cope

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[okayysophia]

no hesitation, no mercy💀

[accidental-muse]

just about everything he’s done and said for the last 4 years makes this all fair game.

[avatar-gifs]

Avatar: The Last Airbender 1.05 | The King of Omashu

[avatrashh]

Wow those moves look like someone who’s childhood best friend was an airbender

[avatarsymbolism]

…Shit, you’re right. 

That spin he does. That is an airbendery move. 

[onebunpunshow-deactivated202212]

Literally the exact same move Aang pulls when he gets off his glider (cant find a gif but like… I promise)

[dr-algernop-deactivated20220313]

This shows attention to detail was unreal.

[dragongyrlwren]

Even the fall backwards! That looks like the exact kind of thing a fun loving Airbender kid would do while showing off gliders and airbending proficiency.

[agent-of-empathy-deactivated202]

the best benders in this show tend to be the ones who adapt elements of other bending techniques. Bumi has some airbender-y movements, Zuko and Iroh use some Air and Water movements, even Katara tends to use some earthbender looking moves when bending ice

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Meanwhile Toph just took earthbending and cranked it all the way up to 11.

[yourladyindank]

Everyone else: The spice of variety! The four elements make mine stronger! Ballerina time!

Toph:….meTal….bendy bendy

[that-catholic-shinobi]

take into account that Toph might not be able to take other bending styles into her own. Because those styles (especially fire and air) require you to lift your feet off the ground and for Toph she would lose her way of connecting to the world like he’s used too.

Toph took earthbending, made it her bitch, and made it adapt to her needs as a disabled person.

[sprmint-bkgsoda]

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

the accuracy

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

“The community that is not embraced by the state will burn it down to feel its warmth.” - My African-American proverb

[batfamcreys]

[countess-of-cagliostro]

Okay for reference, Batman can’t see the shades because he doesn’t have magical powers and the Shades know this. But shit like this has been happening the whole movie and he’s gotten decently good at telling where magical shit is based on where everyone else is gawking at. I just love that the Shades genuinely get spooked, suddenly unsure if Batman actually does have powers or if he’s secretly a god or something. Cause that’s what Batman does: tricking far more powerful heroes and villains into thinking he’s not just a rich boy in a mask.

[noxvella]

Batman is so fucking good

[jaylor]

are you FUCKING kidding me

[dreyblr]

Health is a political stance in America only

[yesterdaysprint]

Dayton Daily News, Ohio, April 5, 1950

[123iloveyoutoo]

damn you could really just fucking say anything back in the day, huh?

[ministryofsillytalks]

you can say anything now this reads exactly like a modern day shitpost on tumblr.com

[123iloveyoutoo]

hold on i gotta make a post

[etourvol]

“no more after me”, a mini comic about the now-extinct golden toad. featuring lyrics from deuteronomy 2:10 by the mountain goats

[lesserdreams]

Martha Crump was a biologist who studied the elusive golden toad extensively. They lived only in a four kilometer range in the Costa Rican hills, and spent almost all of their lives underground. However, once a year at the start of the wet season, the male toads would emerge and begin to sing for the females. It was described by Crump as a forest floor full of jewels; hundreds upon thousands of toads in a chorus of sound.

The 1980s saw a sharp decline in population. Whether it was human or climate driven is still unknown, but the mating pairs dwindled drastically. In 1988, Crump witnessed a singular male toad exit a burrow, climb onto a nearby rock, and begin it’s song. When the night was over, the toad descended back underground, alone. In 1989, Crump returned to the area, and again found the singular male. Again it climbed, sang it’s tiny song to a vast and empty jungle, and vanished back underground. It was the last ever sighting of the golden toad. Crump believed it was the same male from the year before.

The golden toad was declared extinct in the early 2000s. The story of the lone male toad helped usher in the species as a hallmark of modern conservation. It is gone, but not forgotten. May we do better with those that are left.