I could be sleeping but I’m here instead

Asexual, she/her, 25 The Hub of my interests

[cartoon-fanaticism]

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

[wassuppeas]

[nihilnovisubsole]

me explaining goncharov to my mother: so tumblr made up this scorsese crime film and they're arguing about its themes and-

my mother, completely deadpan: well are they reviewing the theatrical release or director's cut.

me:

my mother: what does frances ford coppola think of it

[dancinbutterfly]

Your mother is the only one who understands me

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Okay I paid two Etsy witches and gave them the same description, and I’m running the contest, I’ve done my part

If it works best $27 I ever spent

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

People currently in the abyss:

Aaron Bow (dead)

Ghorse's gadzooks victim (dead)

Small independent publisher (headless)(dead)

Beth's husband (dead)

Kenny (presumably dead)

[that-wildwolf]

Two years later now and I'm still amazed by how hard they dropped the ball on Ratfish. The first episode being amazing and the second one getting extremely mixed responses, with the overwhelming majority of the viewers hating the Ratfish. It was such a good premise sullied by such a bad choice of guest star. It's incredible. I remember going into the ratfish tag and seeing thousands of people joined together in their hatred of this one guy. It's a shame really because it was a very entertaining episode and concept when he was not a part of it. It makes you wonder if it could have been one of the best episodes ever if they had picked a different guest star, someone who would match the vibe of the rest of the cast better, or if there was no guest star at all in this game that's all about knowing your friends and recognising them.

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[all-i-see-is-plinth]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[mostcodesareciphers]

stop tagging your heated rivalry bullshit with “game changer” im tryna look at gifsets of anna garcia beating up demi adejuyigbe while josh rueben fucks a sam reich mannequin in a baby carrier.

[schlarklezyaoi]

something they don’t tell you about being autistic is that every character you write WILL end up autistic/autistic-coded whether you like it or not

[schlarklezyaoi]

same goes for being aromantic/asexual. every character WILL come out at least a little aspec

[schlarklezyaoi]

if you reblog this and purposefully remove the second addition i Will block you.

[wormtime123]

happy pride! 🏳️‍🌈 (technically a follow-up)

[terriblewomanyuri]

I Got Reincarnated as a Minor Character and I Won’t Give Up on TS is the best webnovel ever written. incredibly transgender protagonist, not in the usual "whaaa I got turned into a girl?!" way but "what the fuck I didn't get turned into a girl????" way. and then she gets chuuni and wears gothic lolita clothing and wields a demon scythe that shoots lasers and is also a girl who she does yuri with and she acts all mysterious because she thinks its cool and has star theming. its awesome. she's awesome.

[terriblewomanyuri]

you will love her. also she's a rabid himejoshi did i mention that. she loves yuri. and she also believes in TS yuri.

[terriblewomanyuri]

whenever she faces a social interaction she can't handle she starts acting mysterious and saying stuff that sounds like it has implications so the other party comes up with something on their own and reveals what they think she's talking about. instead of just admitting she doesn't know something. because it would make her seem less mysterious and that's not cool

[terriblewomanyuri]

she asks her scythe to act like she's deeply obsessed with her in a messy codependent master/weapon yuri situationship whenever her scythe takes on human form because she is a massive himejoshi. there are times her friends are in danger of actually dying and chooses not to intervene until the very last possible second because yuri could happen between them when they're pushed to their limits and giving their all

[terriblewomanyuri]

there are MULTIPLE TIMES she monologues to nobody in particular because she's somewhere she thinks it would be cool to monologue alone, only to have someone walk in on her and take her completely seriously. and then from there she has to act like she knew they were there all along because she would be less mysterious if she didn't act like she knew that.

[terriblewomanyuri]

she occasionally references "the organization" that's backing her. it doesn't exist. she's not even bluffing to make herself sound stronger. she does it because she thinks mysterious organizations are cool and it'll make people think she's mysterious and working in the shadows

[terriblewomanyuri]

her name is narou kei

this is like naming your MC “Mary Sue” or “Fan Fiction”

[terriblewomanyuri]

there’s one time she defeats an opponent by driving them insane with illusions, all while sitting down and watching from a position of utter control. she does this because her scythe took on human form and bit and whispered in her ears to tease her and it made her so horny her legs gave out for multiple minutes and she couldn’t stand

[terriblewomanyuri]

her biggest fear is being outed as a man or “crossdresser.” there are multiple times she accepts a risk of death simply to not be outed.

[terriblewomanyuri]

she’s a plural dysphoria-riddled chuuni lesbian tgirl who wields a scythe and the power of the stars and she will do anything she can to protect beautiful girls

[terriblewomanyuri]

you WILL love her. you must.

[terriblewomanyuri]

also she has homoerotic relationships with numerous women and tries to keep the role of a cool and collected beauty who sometimes touches girls to accentuate her statements only to collapse and get caught off guard once one of them gets too forward and flirty because she doesn't know how to handle such direct affection and yet can't bring herself to run because she doesn't want to disappoint another beautiful girl.

[terriblewomanyuri]

another girl nearly violates her by threatening to kill herself if kei resists her touch, and the only reason she doesn't is because they got caught before she could go too far.

[terriblewomanyuri]

kei attempts to comfort this girl after the magnitude of what she nearly did sets in and unintentionally makes her think that kei was seducing her this entire time just so she could have her burden lifted for a moment by being pushed down and not having to take the initiative. which leads the other girl to resolve that she'll go down this path and indulge kei in her desires, no matter how twisted they may be. kei doesn't realize any of this.

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[thepersonalmossblog]

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

[sludgebones]

[two tumblr soldiers bleeding out on the internet frontlines]

“heh… remember strawbebby…. And ranibow spramkle… always made me laugh”

“Don’t talk like that man. We’re gonna get out of here i prommy.” [mortar fire sails overhead and land nearby] “christ its like a childrens hospital out there”

[through shallow breaths] “I always loved…… the color of the sky…………”

End scene

[janmisali]

oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this

what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)

0, 1, or 2

3

4 or 5

6

7, 8, or 9

Remaining time: 2 days 7 hours