Me: I have standards
Me: *sees a married woman walk by*
Me: She’s meeting all of my standards.
Her husband: BT excuse you

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@a-troubled-trooper
Me: I have standards
Me: *sees a married woman walk by*
Me: She’s meeting all of my standards.
Her husband: BT excuse you
@acexdakota GO AWAY
My "someone trying to move in on my wife" senses are tingling |:
“I just needed to…get away from some stuff…felt like I was suffocating back home..” He rubbed the back of his head, he hadn’t given why he left home some thought in quite a while.
“ well it sure is different weather certainly is, but still dangerous like everywhere else”
She nodded, looking sympathetic. It had been a long time since she had a family or a real home, but she remembered that it hadn’t been easy for her either. She should have run away when she’d had the chance, honestly. An uneasy expression spread across her face at the thought.
“Well… yeah. It’s not bad. I guess. I’d like to… I dunno, I wanna get away from here someday.” Too many negative memories from this area, but where would she go, really? She shrugged.
“yeah? it can be real fun traveling but has it’s draw backs. . .” He paused for a minute trying to think of how to word this without seeming weird or something along those lines.
“ uh. . hey. . I sorta work as a gun for hire. . . so if you ever . . I dunno decide to leave I could help you out. . .i-if you like that is! I’m not really tied up to this place so..yeah...”
Oh boy, He defiantly didn’t nail it.
//I DIDN’T FORGET ABOUT POOR OLE JAIME NOPE JUST UH....
I was lazy okay...
>_> …..nice dog…
Friend?
"!!!" oh god it talks.He was not expecting that. " uh..y-yeah friend.."
I dont have feelings ok whoever is spreading these rumors about me liking someone meet me @ the garage to fight in two minutes
I’ll be there… but can we not fight?
N… NO
._____.
>8///T
I’m… I’m gonna… punch you on the mouth…
(with my mouth)
://( but...
>_> .....nice dog...
I dont have feelings ok whoever is spreading these rumors about me liking someone meet me @ the garage to fight in two minutes
I’ll be there… but can we not fight?
N… NO
._____.
oh....
I dont have feelings ok whoever is spreading these rumors about me liking someone meet me @ the garage to fight in two minutes
I’ll be there... but can we not fight?
“ oh? where you from originally? I’m from California myself..” His smile remained. Though the only reason he had moved out here was because he was unable to join the army.
“It’s nice out here, defiantly different than from back home.”
“Uh… I’m from just outside of DC. California is…” She thought back to her school days, when they studied the old map of the United States. “… really far. Why’d you come all the way out here?”
She tilted her head, “How’s it different? It’s actually better here?” She somehow found that hard to believe.
“I just needed to...get away from some stuff...felt like I was suffocating back home..” He rubbed the back of his head, he hadn’t given why he left home some thought in quite a while.
“ well it sure is different weather certainly is, but still dangerous like everywhere else”
B//) Dorothy thinks I’m cute.
Oh you’re very cute, Rex…
=//v//=
o///o o-oh thanks Dorothy….you’re cute to…
>//> ……
*awkward hand holding*
........ <////<
*squeezes hand*
Oh you’re very cute, Rex…
=//v//=
o///o o-oh thanks Dorothy....you're cute to...
“ really? I could teach you some stuff if you like sometime” He smiled it felt pretty rare to have someone take an interest in it. “ though I have to admit I might not be the best teacher.”
He set the banjo back on his lap, “ So are you from around here Dorothy?”
“Oh, I… I guess so, that sounds fun.” How could she say no to hanging out with this guy more? She already liked him, he seemed like a real sweetheart. She wondered how long she could get him to stick around…
Her smile faltered a bit at his next question, and she shrugged slowly. “Uh, no. Not really. I’ve only been around here for a few weeks… And in the Commonwealth maybe a year?”
“ oh? where you from originally? I’m from California myself..” His smile remained. Though the only reason he had moved out here was because he was unable to join the army.
“It’s nice out here, defiantly different than from back home.”
Why are you so cute!?!?
“you think I’m cute?”
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