Skywars CHAMPION

(avery but he lowkey got beamed with the infinite knowledge)

[avery-the-most-mayo]

Hi! I’m plotting your downfall :3

- @lowkeylokilies

HUH?????

[lowkeylokilies]

Let me ask some things

How long should we give him?

1 day

2-3 days

3-5 days

5 days to 1 week

Have mercy!

Voting ended onMay 25

Tags so people vote on this—I’m a being of the people :)

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[lowkeylokilies]

I can’t edit that anymore, but I keep finding more votes for the torture nexus, so I’m making another post.

@a-very-largemayo @d3rlord3-official @d3rlord3-offical @d3rlord-offical @thelittlekinginyellow @the-fool-in-red @charlieisntmyr3alname @the-jade-monarch @the-golden-artist @the-silver-stranger @scopae-sthesia (I hope that’s right) @d3rl--lord

Wrong ARG but it’s ok @assimilate-influence-control-a1 @arg-assholes

[a-very-largemayo]

?yo spare him 😭😭✌️

[avery-the-most-mayo]

this image but it’s all the averies

-sunny

[a-very-largemayo]

{Avery pops their head around the corner}

| ... Hi. Another me?... Good God how many of us are there... um... anyways... what's your life like?.... I'm doing okay.. my derek's alive and well. um.... so... yeah..

-💚(@themostmavery)

wsg wsgggg theres like uhh a lotbof us idk i havent been keeping up w/ other universes :^ STILL in college jus cuz idk what else to do 🥀🥀 its fineee its easy w/ every answer w infiniteknowledge but also L infitjeit knowledge at the same time

man my dereks like rlly depressed ihavent been checking

[your-fave-hates-ai]

AveryTheMayo (Searching For A World That Doesn’t Exist) HATES AI!

[a-very-largemayo]

Hey buddy I'm sending potato bread to your location because I decided to feed as many Averys I can

-🥖🥖🥖 @triplebreadtriplethreat

🤤🤤🤤potato rbead...

[triplebreadtriplethreat]

Rate ur bread :3

[a-very-largemayo]

10/10

[a-very-largemayo]

Hey buddy I'm sending potato bread to your location because I decided to feed as many Averys I can

-🥖🥖🥖 @triplebreadtriplethreat

🤤🤤🤤potato rbead...

[a-very-largemayo]

You must be a version of me who gained infinite knowledge instead of becoming His vessel.

I would envy you, but. My Derek died due to the weight of the knowledge.

-@aurosus-vessel

thats a skill issue lmaoosorry.idk what came over me that was really awful to say

[aurosus-vessel]

It is alright. I have heard far worse. Besides.. it is almost invigorating to see a version of myself so.. carefree still.

[a-very-largemayo]

i dont have anything to worry abt tbh life is pretty good

[a-very-largemayo]

You must be a version of me who gained infinite knowledge instead of becoming His vessel.

I would envy you, but. My Derek died due to the weight of the knowledge.

-@aurosus-vessel

thats a skill issue lmaoosorry.idk what came over me that was really awful to say

[a-very-largemayo]

HOLY FUCK ANOTHER ONE LIKE ME HI HELLO

@mayonnaiseaddict

yo wsg

[the-jade-monarch]

im creating a list of all the different other averys ive met with nicknames attached, any preferences for urs

for ref mine is sky, theres a plant shop version, fern, and the other nicknamed version we have is named mayo

we also got a tumblr community

(MOD HERE WHATS UR MAIN BLOG SO I CAN INV U TO IT IF U WANT!! For some reason I can only invite main blogs)

[a-very-largemayo]

ion got a nickname🥹🥹🥹uhhhh letme think one up on the spot Is green good

[the-jade-monarch]

.. were all green dude-

uhhhh what abt ozone? that work?

(ILL SEND THE INV NOW!!!!)

[a-very-largemayo]

TRUEya sure rhats cool

[a-very-largemayo]

HOLY FUCK ANOTHER ONE LIKE ME HI HELLO

@mayonnaiseaddict

yo wsg

[the-jade-monarch]

im creating a list of all the different other averys ive met with nicknames attached, any preferences for urs

for ref mine is sky, theres a plant shop version, fern, and the other nicknamed version we have is named mayo

we also got a tumblr community

(MOD HERE WHATS UR MAIN BLOG SO I CAN INV U TO IT IF U WANT!! For some reason I can only invite main blogs)

[a-very-largemayo]

ion got a nickname🥹🥹🥹uhhhh letme think one up on the spot Is green good

[a-very-largemayo]

HOLY FUCK ANOTHER ONE LIKE ME HI HELLO

@mayonnaiseaddict

yo wsg

[a-very-largemayo]

“ you’re the second Avery I’ve met- ?? Well, uh.. hello Avery “

- @theknight-withforbidden-knowledge

hello derek x2 or x3 i forgot

[theknight-withforbiden-knowledge]

“ You’ve met 2 other Dereks? That’s interesting. “

[a-very-largemayo]

ylnow whatelse is interesting? the fact ur still alive haha sorey that wasnt funny mb

[theknight-withforbiden-knowledge]

“ No no it’s ok, Considering I’m not the first Derek, I wouldn’t assume much.. that I am ‘alive’. . Considering all things possible. “

[a-very-largemayo]

hmmm ya tgats fair

[a-very-largemayo]

“ you’re the second Avery I’ve met- ?? Well, uh.. hello Avery “

- @theknight-withforbidden-knowledge

hello derek x2 or x3 i forgot

[theknight-withforbiden-knowledge]

“ You’ve met 2 other Dereks? That’s interesting. “

[a-very-largemayo]

ylnow whatelse is interesting? the fact ur still alive haha sorey that wasnt funny mb

[a-very-largemayo]

“ you’re the second Avery I’ve met- ?? Well, uh.. hello Avery “

- @theknight-withforbidden-knowledge

hello derek x2 or x3 i forgot

[a-very-largemayo]

so sad 😢😢 yellowis evil color now but I'm a yellow sicklylil freakazoid fella

paint urself green

[a-very-largemayo]

Is there a parallel-world version of you who is extremely intelligent?

Of course, not in any weird or unnatural way.🙃

just assume the answer for alla these is yes im getting tired and a headcagw

[a-very-largemayo]

Why do people always ask about your sexual orientation instead of your gender?👀

ion remember amyone asking either ima be fr