just a sad stoner

PRORECOVERY | ACTIVE 3/26 the name is [dan] she/they 5'5" 23 SW: 170 LW:114.8 CW: 150.2 UGW:115

[disintegratingsunflower]

This is just so I can pin it

Please don't interact with me if you

Are homophobic

Are transphobic

Are racist

Don't support the BLM movement

Are pro-ana

Are in ed recovery (my blog is triggering)

[caffeinatedopossum]

They should invent a sleep that is both easy and possible to do

[eleilinnrallin]

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

[newtsoftheworldunite]

Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[queer-boo-radley]

I love this guy. He spent like a hundred and thirty grand on a super rare, very old Norwegian book, and then he donated it to his hometown library so that everybody could go and see it/read it eventually.

[64mpg]

all right huddle up. nobody kill yourself today

[bonivers]

this is really how it feels

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

[tomb-mold]

can i come over and touch your things and belongings

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[kingcatnine]

reminding everyone to wear sunscreen because the sun is a deadly laser: 😁😊

having to spend 10 minutes slathering yourself in grease just to safely be outside in the sun for 20 minutes. because the sun is a deadly laser: 😐👎

[phenomignitionsanduncertainties]

how to escape the terrible fatigue guide

[phenomignitionsanduncertainties]

escape the terrible fatigue walkthrough no commentary

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

as humiliating as it is to repost myself from a light-mode-user's reddit screenshot, i cannot allow this year's zenquish to go uncelebrated.

celebrate my favorite holiday with me, my friends.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

if the emperors of rome can add extra months that actually fuck the calendar up i'm allowed to add a new month that lasts 0.0000 picoseconds

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

the last holiday that hasn't been commercialized

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

i made this up when i was a little kid and nothing would make me happier than to see people celebrating it for years to come

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

zenquish approaches. prepare to rejoice! briefly!

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore

[mtv-ruinedmylife]

just completed road to empress. this may be my fav ending card (other than the lesbian ones)

[jjacqualope]

In honor of finally watching the Road to Empress SSS episode

[idridian]

sometimes this game presents me with a choice and it is simply Too Funny to not pick, a compilation

[giltori]

Girl, just leave those useless princes and start going out with your loyal knight, she's so much better, prettier and way more passionate than those two twats.