A L P H A

hiya im alpha and i need emotional help (alpha crack rp, t0mbler blog)

[a1ph4s]

nylockes joins neomutant in the friendzone

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SIR ALPHA CAN SUCKETH A MASSIVE DONG

no

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inhale my giant virus enragement child

go away godzilla

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l͓̘̥͙͇̰̤͟e͕t͔͉͇ m̻̳͔̫̮̯ȩ̯̬̝͎̱ ̫̠̳̲̫i̹̟ṉ̗͚̦̜̤ͅ

L͐͆̒̐E͆̈́́ͯ̑A͋V̈͛̈ͥ́̅̽̋ͥEͮ̄̂̄̏̍̀͑ ͮͭ͐M͂͛̓ͭ̓̽̉́ͨEͤ ͮ̆ͯA͗̋ͬ̌L̇ͭ͐̋̂Oͬ͌̑ͮ̌̒̄̒N͋ͬ̑ͯ̑̿ͥͧͨEͧ̃̈ͯ̍ͥ̇

[whisperingechos]

I can’t decide which expression is better

[a1ph4s]

what's up I'm back

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* whips out wand * AVADA KEDAVRA

oh jeez what now

[a1ph4s]

kajetzilla replied to your post: the ceiling 

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(bust down the door) its me alpha what the fuck is up

[a1ph4s]

I’ve been super busy so have a prince alpha for ya troubles

[cambionconcept]

LockeNye the Dragon Guy

[a1ph4s]

well ravenfreak--u kno that douche rite--has been, due to other anons, p much temporarily replaced with an alarmingly attractive dog dude whose name is somethin like uh dirt??? no wait uhh dust yea his name is dust

oh yeah the furry ninja dude

[a1ph4s]

if it helps, i hear theres an extremely attractive dog dude walking about

who are you talking about anon??

[a1ph4s]

do you still want to yiff a dog

all day every day

[a1ph4s]

kizuna confirmed walker

[kingkirbopher-deactivated201505]

DO IT ALPHA

[k1zuna]

i swear to rrrrrghghrrnererghn fuck you two

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kizuna confirmed walker

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kingkirbopher plays this game because he's gay