FINAL ROUND
Who is the better uncle?
Dick Gumshoe
Ray Shields
HOW IS RAY LOSING HE'S LITERALLY UNCLE RAY. CANONICALLY AND TEXTUALLY HE'S UNCLE RAY.
GUMSHOE WOULDN'T BREAK YOU OUT OF JAIL OR SHOW YOU HOW TO USE A LOCKPICK. RAY WOULD. RAY WOULD LET YOU TAKE HIS CAR FOR A JOYRIDE AND HE'D LET YOU SPEED.
GUMSHOE WOULD NOT HELP YOU HIDE A BODY. RAY HAS LIKE FIVE SERIAL KILLERS ON SPEED DIAL TO HELP YOU HIDE A BODY.
RAY SWEEP RAY SWEEP

















