clark reupload
edit: forgot the sweater comic
world heritage post
[ID: The original Connecticut Clark and Malfina saga. Clark is a simply drawn, oddly shaped humanoid with a snout and no expression. Malfina is a very tall woman with a witch’s hat, large horns, long dark hair, a prominent bust, and purple eyes. She is drawn in more detail than Clark.
Part one begins with two sock puppet people. One holds up a paper with a drawing of Clark and says: “This is my OC, his name is Clark.” The other one smiles and says: “Wonderful, what sort of OP powers does he have?” The creator of Clark says: “None.”
Their friend says: “Ok thats cool..ls he attractive at all?” Clark’s creator says: “No he’s quite below average honestly.” Their friend’s face falls and they ask: “Ok well what about an over dramatic back story?” Clark’s creator says: “not really, his parents love him very much.” The friend frowns: “Ok well where is he from? Hell? A magic forest?” Clark’s creator says: “connecticut.”
Part two starts with Malfina’s entrance. She booms: “MORTALS BOW DOWN, I AM MALFINA THE DEMON WITCH AN- woah dude you are a solid 4/10.” Clark says: “Howdy i’m Clark want to come over to my parents’ house for a connecticut dinner”. (Note: “Connecticut” is spelled wrong). Malfina stares, then squints and asks: “what.”
Part three starts with Clark saying: “Welcome to my parents’ home.” The view changes to show Clark’s parents. They look just like him, but one wears a red bow and one wears a top hat. They say: “We are proud parents, please drink the connecticut water.” Clark’s mother holds out a glass of bright yellow-green liquid. Malfina looks down with horror at the glass, then looks up with a frown and says: “I do not want the connecticut water.”
Part four starts with Clark’s mother saying: “You look like a cold harlot out in a snowstorm, here is a sweater.” She holds out a pink sweater that says “connecticut kitty” with some kind of animal on it. Malfina puts her hands to her mouth in delight and says: “oh.” Clark’s mother says: “I baked it fresh for you this morning.” The view zooms in on Malfina’s face, her eyes wide and shadowed as she says: “what.”
Part five starts with a woman of similar form to Clark. Her head is elongated, and she is wearing a green bow. She says: “Hey clark who’s this hussy you’re with? I just won "miss tall head connecticut”. Why don’t you get with me a REAL woman.“ Malfina looks unimpressed as she says: "I could vaporize you.” Clark interjects: “Now you hold on right there Cindy, this gals got a heart of gold and you can’t talk down to her like that.” Malfina’s expression does not change, but she blushes very faintly.
The last part starts with Clark offering out a ring and asking: “will you make me the 3rd happiest man in Connecticut and marry me?” Malfina stares for a second. Then, without her expression changing, she says: “ok.” The last panel shows Clark and Malfina at their wedding. Clark is wearing a top hat, and Malfina has her hair up and is wearing a white wedding dress with black gloves and a black choker with Clark’s face on it. She is smiling and holding a bouquet of white flowers. She is comically taller than Clark, who only comes up to her thighs. End ID]
