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“This is very romantic, isn’t it” -aa23 in an unreal flirt fest before winking about meeting Max in a hotel room (and yeah max, he does like it)

#aa23log #alex albon #did he cook?#biconlog #yes #verbon #malex #max verstappen

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“People thought you were spraying champagne. Actually you were spraying your own piss” -aa23

#I haven’t been doing this in so long I forgot that I have a piss tag because it comes up so frequently #bodily fluids

“People thought you were spraying champagne. Actually you were spraying your own piss” -aa23

#aa23log #alex albon #did he cook?#no #what the fuck #verbon #max verstappen

“I won’t be sleeping with James” -aa23, on his boss, before heavily implying his teammate would

#aa23log #alex albon #did he cook?#yes #insane work from Alex as usual #messylog #carbonolog

Okay so ive been taking a break from posting because things are bad but like

“We sleep together now” -aa23 on why he and Carlos are getting along

#aa23log #alex albon #did he cook?#what the fuck #biconlog #carbonolog #carlos sainz

“Trust me. I disappoint her in many ways” -aa23, on his fiancée

#aa23log #alex albon #did he cook?#yes #messylog #I think #toward himself I need a tag for that #selfdeprecatinglog #lilylog

“He just forgets things a lot” -Logan on whether aa23 is late

#aa23log #alex albon #secondarysourcelog #logan sargeant #sargebon #love him laughing

“My girlfriend didn’t tell me that” -aa23 on size mattering

#aa23log #alex albon #did he cook?#diva i-#yes #sure why not #losttothedemonslog

“Just by the way guys, this is shameless, shameless. This is shameless, shameless plugging to a sick level” -aa23, lover of marketing

#aa23log #alex albon #did he cook?#no #I didn’t think it was actually that crazy lmfao #but I do love marketing hate #it’s complicated actually #because I hate advertising in my personal life #but I think the millionaires should be forced to do it against their will #anyway #marketinglog

“Re-skept… boom!” -aa23 on what makes a good teammate relationship

[I can’t make out what he says between re-skept and boom lol but the subtitles seem wrong. If one of you want to enlighten me I’ll be grateful and edit the post]

#aa23log #alex albon #did he cook?#no #what was this lmfao #carbonolog #losttothedemonslog

“I think I’m just weird in general” -aa23, correct

#aa23log #alex albon #did he cook?#yes #hottakeslog

“Remember the scene from borat where he’s sitting on the toilet seat and he’s like *ouaahhouahh*?” -aa23 directly preceding a borat-off with his teammate and H*lmut slander

[this clip is much funnier than the quote suggests it absolutely fried me pls pls watch it. Borat + H*lmut M*rko is a wild combo]

#aa23log #alex albon #did he cook?#yes #great assist from #carlos sainz #this clip absolutely fried me #tumblr has failed to upload it three teams #but I persist #carbonolog #carbono #messylog #just a little bc slander of #helmut marko #alborat #carlorat #carbonorat

“You won’t be far behind Logan if you started now” -aa23 on Oscar’s concern about starting golf after never having played before

[this post has been in content label review for over a month]

#aa23log #alex albon #oscar piastri #logan sargeant #sargebon #loscar #messylog #did he cook?#yeah he cooked logan’s ass for sure

“I’m a man of all milks” -aa23, winking

[captions bc Williams hates disabled people: regular milk, normally, but I don’t mind, you know. I’m a man of all milks.]

#aa23log #alex albon #did he cook?#no #jesus christ #I want to tag this flirtylog but I can’t it feels flirty #hottakeslog

“It’s big news. It’s big, it’s a big deal” -aa23 on the 2019 rookies as a boy band

#aa23log #alex albon #did he cook?#no #stop being sassy #we’re in between diva log and messy log I think #2019rookieslog #2019 rookies #george russell #lando norris

“If I put my face in this, what happens?” -aa23 on liquid nitrogen (severe bodily injury if you’re unaware)

#aa23log #alex albon #did he cook?#no #what the fuck #losttothedemonslog #I guess he hasn’t lost yet #but he’s not winning

“Your face is kind of scary. It’s not good in real life either” -aa23, on george russell

#aa23log #alex albon #did he cook?#yes #messylog #losttothedemonslog #george russell #galex #galexlog

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