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“Trust me. I disappoint her in many ways” -aa23, on his fiancée
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“Trust me. I disappoint her in many ways” -aa23, on his fiancée
“Is there any shit I’ve got on George” -aa23, entirely unprompted upon hearing the interviewers were also interviewing George
“Or Helmut was gonna *whip sound effect*” -aa23
I wasn’t going to post again today but in honor of the holiday (Dr. Shambling Corpse being fired), here is carbono h*lm*t slander 💙💙 h*lm*t memorial post 2/2
“These two are a tag team. They’ve got themselves fully up each other’s whatever you want to call it” -aa23 on loscar
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“Remember the scene from borat where he’s sitting on the toilet seat and he’s like *ouaahhouahh*?” -aa23 directly preceding a borat-off with his teammate and H*lmut slander
[this clip is much funnier than the quote suggests it absolutely fried me pls pls watch it. Borat + H*lmut M*rko is a wild combo]
“Your face is kind of scary. It’s not good in real life either” -aa23, on george russell
“We’re gentleman in that respect” -aa23, on dragging other drivers for wearing fake glasses but not naming them
bonus:
“Oscar’s paddle has no marks on it because he literally can’t hit a ball” -aa23 to oscar