Twisted Panini

My recorded brainrot, I also got a sideblog: TheLanguage-Corner

[aacoatl]

Tomorrow we're going on what I believe is a date and omg I'm so gay for him please wish me luck

[sherwood-cabin]

GOD i’m so so gay i mean it. i love boys n guys n men kiss kis kiss kiss kiss iam. so gay homosexual absolutely fagged outta my mind rn

[swampthing07-willwood]

I saw this on Pinterest, but it disappeared so I have recreated it!

[ieg]

literally all of these r me. im wikipedia bf

[themossgodclaimsthissoul]

[thekissfromdeath]

god i love men. i love men with meat on their bones. i love men with arms i can grab. i love tall men. i love alternative men. I love body hair on men. especially tummy hair. so fucking hot dude. especially if they have a bit of a tummy too i will eat you the fuck up. figuratively and literally :]

[matilda-aseo-deactivated2025043]

the thing with gay porn/gay erotica is that it's pleasant to look at even if you're not currently horny, seeing two guys sucking each other off is always an aesthetically valuable addition to the dashboard experience

[dorihowls]

The masculine urge to make my murder look like a suicide. But they’ll all know they’ll all know they’ll all know that the body’s mine.

[walrussyy]

me when Cotard's solution

[aacoatl]

I'm so into boys <3

[lichencoatedboulder]

oh your boyfriend? yeah sorry your boyfriend’s heart was stolen by a blind pickpocket in the deep city streets in the summer of 2012. yeah and he never even saw her face. and his dreams were shattered like a stained glass window jesus in pieces, he believes he threw a brick right through him but his memory could not be saved :/ sorry again

[shihoanceo]

[slightlydeceased]

uhhh about your boyfriend... he told us he would rather be normal. yeah, so normal. he suggested we keep this informal... i'm so sorry girl

[official-koolaid-man-cum-sock]

self-ish era will wood is so fucking funny its just some twink having a screaming match with a saxophone and winning

[hopefullyababe]

i love will wood music because you listen to a song and its like DJS###O!### MDNI%H% SN JKDFKS HDFOIALKA [SWING PIANO SOLO] and then you go to look up the lyrics and its the most cleverly executed piece of modern poetry youve ever read

[yourbelgianthings]

how many times has this happened to you? you go to take out the the laundry, and you drop it, and it falls into a black hole. how many times has this happened to this you? you're straining your pasta and your eyeballs fall out into it. how many times has this happened to you? there's a cat, and it won't tell you its name, you don't recognize this cat, it's not your cat, you don't have a cat, but it's here and it won't tell you what you need to know in order to properly assess the situation. because the cat is much larger than any cat you've seen before, it's a bear. how many times has this happened to you? you die, and then are reborn again into the mind of a grasshopper wherein you die once more, and then are reborn again into the mind of your mom. how many times has this happened to you? you give up.

(monologue during white noise by will wood live at the vermont in hollywood, los angeles)

[bryng]