— I'm a parasite in paradise

🐀 Call me Cotard or Tapeworm 🐀 He/She. if u they/them me i will eat your limbs | bigender fag | Autistic | Furry | I'M A MINOR so pls dont be creepy | Rats, tapeworms and toads enjoyer | Spanish/English | Argentinian | I forget to tag things A LOT, sorry for that | PLEASE ask me something | DNI: Proshippers, Lolicon/Shotacon supporters, Terfs, Transids/Radqueers, LGBTQphobics, Anti-mspec lesbians/gays, furry haters/Anti-furries, Harry Potter fans, pro-lifers, Ped0philes/NOMAPs, zo0s, Anti self dx, anti neopronouns / xenogender, etc.

[walrussyy]

gay sex

[meebiesofficial]

Oh my god-

[sharpestlives]

support group for guys who don’t have tiktok for a reason but are slowly watching all other apps turn into tiktok

[cowboybaedling]

despite it all im glad i get to live in a world with weird faggots. at least we have each other.

[rowlfthedog]

He is everything to me.

[soracities]

think it's a deep consolation to know that spiders dream, that monkeys tease predators, that dolphins have accents, that lions can be scared silly by a lone mongoose, that otters hold hands, and ants bury their dead. that there isn't their life and our life. nor your life and my life. that it's just one teetering and endless thread and all of us, all of us, are entangled w it as deep as entanglement goes. v neat i think.

[vergak]

[katelyn-danger]

[teathattast]

[glitch1920]

[sacred-portal]

[thesnadger]

Demons and monsters that torture people because they feed on human suffering are so dumb. People are suffering everywhere my guy go literally any place and take a deep whiff.

[thesnadger]

Monster that feeds on suffering becomes a professional caretaker for people with chronic pain and terminal illnesses. They can't change the fact that these people are suffering, but they help a bit and in the meantime they're fat and happy off that Sweet Sweet ambient pain in the air.

Two towns over there's a demon lord trying to get their cult to abduct people for torture, but they keep getting stopped by heroes and the like, so they're barely scraping by. Meanwhile Belogarth the Registered PCA is chowing down on back pain, medication side effects and looming mortality for eight hours a day and has become the most powerful demon on earth without realizing it.

[thesnadger]

"But don't their clients feel weird knowing that they're feeding off their suffering?" No they think it's hilarious and they're real shits about it.

[bladeangelx]

Finally a medical professional who believes that they are in pain. Because the fucker is actively chowing down on your agony. Not only am I going to get treated by them I'm going to invite all of my chronically ill friends to come as well.

[tachvintlogic]

Turns out if you treat the pain then the humans will bring you more humans who are suffering. It's like a restaurant where the waiter is so impressed by your ability to eat food they're giving you more on the house

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

They say things like "well, it's a real feast day for Belogarth today!" and "if my meds are held up at customs again I'm gonna put Belogarth in a food coma" and Belogarth is the one feeling weird about it

[one-time-i-dreamt]

The creator of Undertale (not Toby Fox but this random woman who was both 80 and 10 at the same time somehow) gaslit/blackmailed me into buying Undertale on my school ChromeBook, getting me in massive trouble. :(

[tt-squid]

AMERICA WHAT THE FUCK???? WHY ARE THEY LIKE.. HALF WAY THROUGH THE MONTH WHAT

[the-haiku-bot]

AMERICA WHAT

THE FUCK???? WHY ARE THEY LIKE.. HALF

WAY THROUGH THE MONTH WHAT

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[bonyassfish]

I think one of the reasons drag kings aren’t as popular as drag queens, aside from the fact that straight women don’t like us, is that people are uncomfortable acknowledging masculinity as a performance. Like we as a society know that femininity is a performance, with its own costumes and rules. Masculinity is also a performance, and nothing makes that more clear than someone making an exaggeration of it

[bonyassfish]

To everyone saying that “uh actually it’s cause drag kings aren’t as visually interesting”

Kreme Inakuchi

Wang Newton

Murray Hill

Hugo Grrl

Lotus Boy

Landon Cider

Manny Dingo

[saduniblin]

[brucebocchi]

[queer-as-city-folk]

Amazon is being sued by the FTC and 17 states for being an illegal monopoly

Amazon sued by FTC and 17 states over allegations it inflates online prices and overcharges sellers

The Federal Trade Commission and 17 state attorney generals filed an antitrust lawsuit against Amazon on Tuesday, alleging the e-commerce be

[mih-nuh]

hi hey please talk about this as much as you can constantly over time

so often i've seen big-ass Stupid Bullshit News about Stupid Bullshit become absolutely nothing after like 3 days. i'm so fucking tired of it because it means that nothing changes, since we've forgotten what we need to change.

now amazon is getting sued. awesome! this is the first time i've heard of it. the suit was filed presumably somewhere between a few hours and a day ago, so that's understandable.

is this really, really going to be covered after, i dunno, three days? i honestly don't reckon so. amazon has enough money and probably apathy to make this not as much of an important lawsuit as it should - and maybe could - be.

i would love to be reminded every day for weeks and then months that amazon is being sued for operating an illegal monopoly. i want to read every joke, hear every update, see every move that's made until this shit is wrapped up. i don't just want to operate on hope and, inversely, a lack of faith on this one.

i want my anger over the way things are run to be grounded in things happening right here and right now, instead of historical events that make you go "that sucks. can't change the past! :)" and move on, because that changes nothing in the present or the future. please talk about amazon getting sued by the federal trade commission and 17 state attourneys-general for breaking antitrust laws by being an illegal monopoly.