(Fics I read throughout the day yesterday and enjoyed)
[X] Wisdom (Or Lack Thereof) by constantconfusion14 ( @constantconfusion14 )
Adrien has his wisdom teeth removed and accidentally reveals himself to his brother whilst on drugs. Felix can't see any other options other than to step in for his twin during the ongoing akuma attack. What could possibly go wrong?
Crack twins AU. Drugged up Adrien takes out an akuma on his own and it’s glorious. Hawkmoth re-evaluates his life.
Walk Me Through The Meaning of Christmas by constantconfusion14 ( @constantconfusion14 ) (yeah I just started going through their library)
For Adrien, Christmas isn't warm anymore. He wishes he could enjoy the warmth and spread the holiday cheer like the rest of the Paris, but he just can't. At least, that what he believes. But maybe, just maybe, a late night visit to a certain friend can help bring the wonder back into the season.
Marinette: So do you like Christmas? CN brain cell 1: quick play dumb CN: what’s Christmas CN brain cell 2: NOT THAT DUMB!
Marichat Christmas, where Adrien is angsting over the holiday and marinette beans him over the head with friendship and multicolored croissants
[X] If Something Goes Wrong by constantconfusion14 ( @constantconfusion14 )
Chat tries to discuss his funeral plans with Ladybug just in case something ‘goes wrong’. Ladybug quickly realizes Chat has no idea what a serious funeral is supposed to be like.
*wheeze* holy fucking shit AHAHAHAGAJFGHJJH! I had to stop halfway through cuz I choked on the ice cream I was eating, I laughed too hard.
Reveal fic from @thescuttlebugg by
Marinette tells Alya, Nino, and Adrien that she’s Ladybug because [insert literally any valid excuse here; I make no pretenses about caring, none at all]. Alya flips out for all the obvious reasons and Nino’s just like “jfc this explains so much” and both their minds are, like, blown and it’s all a big old fuss like “MARINETTE WHAT THE HELL AND ALSO MARINETTE HOW THE HELL DID WE MISS THIS”.
And meanwhile Adrien is just, like. Sitting there. Sitting there very quietly in the middle of all the chaos, with his hands folded in his lap. Marinette gives him this nervous little look, worried about how he’s going to react, and Adrien puts on his Model Smile™ and beams at her, his whole face lighting up.
“You’re amazing, Marinette!” he says brightly, absolutely fucking heartbroken.
Because Marinette told her secret identity to Alya, and Nino, and him, who she’s held maybe half a dozen semi-coherent conversations with and barely knows outside of his good son act.
But Ladybug didn’t trust Chat Noir with it.
Hgngfdkgg! the angst _(´ཀ`」 ∠)_