Bollocks

It's not even funny, I can't even say 'Hello' to people anymore. [part of a RP group set two years in the future. Not related to Adele in any way, shape or form.]

[miss-caraa-d]

Helloooo…it’s meeeee!! If i wasn’t married i would do you….HIII

[aadkinsldn-blog]

That’s one introduction I’ve never heard.

[gigihadid-jn-deactivated2020111]

Do people always start singing when you say hello? Because I feel like it

[aadkinsldn-blog]

Totally! I’ve had to come up with so many different greetings now, cause I just look like a self-referencing pompous arse if I use that one.

[atjogialdn-blog]

I can’t argue with that. Anyway, a little delayed, but welcome back across the pond. Did you have a safe trip?

[aadkinsldn-blog]

Were they your glasses? Cause now i get why you’d need them. Well I’m a live, so that’s good, right? I don,t know, flying terrifies me so I take couple of pills that knock me right out. No clue how it all went down.

[ajxjp]

Right. As long as you still have the one. You can use an eye patch or something. Please tell me you have a concert coming up here soon. What brings you to London? Or – what brings you back home, I should say.

[aadkinsldn-blog]

I mean, unless I plan on seeing some 3d movies, I really need just the one, don’t I? Well I will be doing some singing a little bit soon but, no, not for a while. I need some quality time with my little man.

[atjogialdn-blog]

I did stick the earpiece of a pair of glasses in my eye before. Didn’t feel great.

[aadkinsldn-blog]

Wow, your hand eye coordination is shite, mate!

[atjogialdn-blog]

I think sticking just about anything in your eye would be pretty horrendous.

[aadkinsldn-blog]

Are you talking by experience?

[ajxjp]

And then your eyeball just burns for hours after that. That’s real pain. It’s awful. That sounds like it could be a hit song though; I’m sure a lot of people could relate.

It’s so nice to finally meet you, by the way!

[aadkinsldn-blog]

I’m not sure I’ve regained full use of it just jet. Meh, it’s fine, it’s not like I need my eye right?

Are you joking?! It’s a bloody dream to meet you!

[atjogialdn-blog]

I hate when that happens.

[aadkinsldn-blog]

Right?! Horrendous, innit? You feel my pain!

[aadkinsldn-blog]

People of London, let me tell ya, you have never truly felt pain until you’ve stuck your mascara wand straight in your eyeball. I feel a new song coming up. “Help, oh,  am going to diiiiie”. So... I guess I have to say it now, don’t I? Hello everyone. It’s good to be home.