HAWKE IS THE WORLDS WORST GIFT GIVER
AN INVENTORY
Fertility amulet for ur friend who loves to sleep around
sword that symbolizes tevinter superiority to a guy who was enslaved by tenvinter
a ring thats given to a keeper- to a person who's been exile from their clan and will never become the keeper they were trained to be all their life
an amulet that could get u executed to ur friend who presumably doesnt want to be executed
a book for a guy that cant fuckin read
A novelty shield that represents the namesake u get pissed every time somebody mentions
unbelievable how many shitty gifts they manage to find for their friends. ive never gotten somebody a gift that bad even once and i dont think im trying as hard as hawke is


















