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He/Him, 30s My Carrd I make art with my disgusting yet peculiar potato arms

[legionofpotatoes]

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I like to pitch myself as a fantasy and sci-fi postcards guy. I illustrate digitally and enjoy making prints, merch, book covers, and cards using bold contrast, pleasant color palettes, and strong shape hierarchy. I've done freelance work for Bioware, Bethesda, Owlcrate, and Magic: the Gathering among others.

I'm available for private and commercial commissions on a case-by-case basis, with usual slot availability buffer of a few months; you can reach out via my email linked here.

[legionofpotatoes]

Yeah, re: the cybertruck, it's not just a complete and utter lack of crumple zones, but Elongated Fucknut basically wanted it to be an armored car, meaning it's also notoriously difficult to break into. As in, in an emergency. From bystanders trying to help. Or rescuers with emergency tools. Because it's made of thick steel plates in an attempt to be bulletproof. And, the doors have electronic locks that can and do fail. And, people have literally died because they got trapped inside a burning vehicle that rescuers could not penetrate.

Genuinely, this is one of those topics where no matter how insane the memes and stories sound, the actual reality is even worse

Missed this one yesterday sorry nonny. Really don't know what else to add though, I am growing and listening and learning. Cranking that dial on my cybertruck hateboner from 200% to 500%.

[legionofpotatoes]

hey so

being beyond parody? passé, played out, boring. but being beyond idiom... now that. is transcendent

[legionofpotatoes]

I got the go-ahead from @etodraws to show off some of the photos I took of her Cal Kestis cosplay for Star Wars day. She worked her ass off on it for the past week!

[legionofpotatoes]

I got the go-ahead from @etodraws to show off some of the photos I took of her Cal Kestis cosplay for Star Wars day. She worked her ass off on it for the past week!

[legionofpotatoes]

The Veilguard

[venusmage]

Editorial illustrations for a conference discussing AI’s impact on communities.

[importantcatpics]

[helila]

yes my favourite video game is Age of Dragon 2, with Falcon, Iggy Azaela, Merry, Andrew and other cool characters…

[helila]

happy 10 years to this post i guess

[iamyounicorn]

[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

[notlayingroses]

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

[00000000000000z-deactivated2022]

Fuck your dream job what’s your dream hobby that you don’t have the means to take up yet. Mine are falconry and aerial acrobatics

[crownkiller]

►Games Played In 2022  │ DISCO ELYSIUM (2019) Dev. ZA/UM

[frecklef0x]

Patron Saint of the Milky Way 🌟

[janmisali]

Where do you stand on cats?

do not stand on cats they don’t like it

[incognitopolls]

This is asking only about movies, not episodes of a TV show. Assume you're only watching one movie at a time.

Assuming you had access via streaming at home and no obligations that day, how many full-length movies (90+ minutes) could you stand to watch in one day?

I can't make it through even one whole movie in a day

Only one

2

3

4

5

6

7

8+

I could literally watch movies for 24 hours straight (up to 16 movies)

Voting ended onMay 5

Definitions of "feature length" vary and can include shorter films, but this is mainly asking about modern mainstream movies, which typically are at least 90 minutes.

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

[dagna]

that’s twice now i’ve come back from the dead. can't say the experience is improving.

[beemovieerotica]

if you work in a creative field...or if you do creative hobbies like writing or drawing...you need to make friends with people who don't do those things. you need to befriend normie Steve who has never written a story in his life. and this is because when you are in a creative job or hobby and spend all your time doing that thing, surrounded by very capable people, who you inevitably compare your own progress and skills to, you forget what the baseline human skill at that thing is. and it's usually zero. normie Steve has not written a story since the 3rd grade when his teacher made him do it. he's very good at other things that are not storytelling - but if you tell normie Steve that you wrote a full 300-page book from start to finish, he will think you're some kind of savant. he does not know ANYONE else who has done this. you need this perspective. because when you're constantly on Let's Write Stories dot Com then everyone on Let's Write Stories dot Com will inevitably be like "oh of course everyone on earth has written a book or several at this point!" and you canNOT let yourself think that. that is not even close to the average human experience. you are in a bubble. do not put yourself down. do not give up.