Aaronseesthings

Multifandom Motherfucker Trans: FtM Pansexual(Demisexual)

[aahronseesthings]

IT'S A HOLIDAY

Happy Self-Parm Day everyone.

[aahronseesthings]

Happy Self-Parm Day everyone.

[rowlfthedog]

[aahronseesthings]

need someone to bring this back to me every so often

[transpigeon]

STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:

transition

bdsm

iron supplements

[aahronseesthings]

I'm what some would call.... a triple threat

[liarsblade]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[liarsblade]

[a-potato-of-death]

[aahronseesthings]

when they say comedy comes in 3's this is what they mean

[stargazermeadow]

yall should take this face blindness test and rb with what you got bc im curious

70-75

65-70

60-65

55-60

50-55

45-50

40-45

<40

Voting ended onMar 23

Interactive measure of face memory, free, 3-6 minutes.

[aahronseesthings]

66 kinda impressed with myself

[drchucktingle]

i have always found it so interesting how little it is mentioned that green day is a queer band. to have an openly bisexual man as your singer in 90s was big deal but i rarely see them talked about as any kind of pioneers in this way. dont really have an opinion on this just think it is interesting

[aahronseesthings]

Aaron(me) learned something new today

[aahronseesthings]

I give you: Critical Role PCs as things my friends have said

Beau: I'm a lesbian now....... Apparently

Yasha: You can try but you're like 4'2"

Fjord: (In aggressive southern accent) Jesus ain't in each other's eye, look front

Jester: Breadsticks are more realistic

Caleb: I know I dress like a bum but you don't have to call me out

Nott: What is my nightly routine? 5th dinner then the Hobbit hole.

Molly: Our current president Bill Clinton (Circa 2024)

Cad: It's pretty much the same thing except it's with a BULLET

Percy: Don't need no bitches to make me cry.

Vex: Kenfucky Fried Ficken

Vax: Cheat like a white couple wit a black baby

Scanlan: Contra Bass Slide whistle

Grog: The greatest thing since a loaf of milk.

Kiki: *Almost inaudibly* I'm not playing careless whisper

Pike: It's white so it must be good

Laudna: I need to make the perfect lesbian

Imogen: My mom has 3 spawn points

FCG: Do you think deodorant is drinkable

Ashton: The football team is not worth the whole fight song.

Orym: We own the state of Ohio

Fearne: (someone else)what is someone called when they don't follow Christ? (Fearne) - Heretic

Chet: I didn't say that word I said the "in" word

Thimble: If your gonna put your dick in my mouth I’m gonna bite it off

Azune: If Lena wants to mess with tabi's feet while she's asleep that's fine and I don't have to know about it

Thaisha: What you got a problem with rainbows Jenkins? You can't do that, that's friendly fire.

Tyranny: Do you have any idea what it's like being a gay man's bitch?! 

Wicander: Holy fuckaroni

Vaelus: (cymbal falls nosily to the ground) it's lower

Bolaire: I'm naming my next grey hair after you

Teor: Don’t be gay over my GARLIC BREAD

Kattigan: Who hasn't woken up half naked in a bath tub

Halandil: Max will want to nurse and I ain't got that

Julian: I don't need to do charity work, I'm pretty

Murray: They refuse to give me Adderall

Occtis: Even though I've been dead for 20 years I'm going to scare the shit out of them

(let me know if i missed someone)

[volvolassie]

Tolkien was ahead of his time

[dopaminetreasurehoard]

People discovering that slang repeats. It subsides, and reemerges.

They were saying "unfriend" in the 1500s.

"What's up" in the late 1700's (Scarlet Pimpernel by Baroness Orczy)

And now we've got Tolkien using "cooked".

People have started using "huzzah" again, even if it's deliberately tongue-in-cheek.

One of my students loves saying "cool beans" which I haven't heard in years.

Personally, I want to bring back "baller" to describe something awesome.

[aahronseesthings]

good news brother, i say baller all the time

[sosaysdean]

mikey taking all of the pills

[aahronseesthings]

Gerard is like "mikey! mom said it's my turn with the pills!!!!"

[fujossr]

improved the idea of omegaverse magazine with my graphic designer bestie

[aahronseesthings]

my boyfriend explained formula 1 to me as toxic yoai and this is only solidifying that for me

[dogboyblood]

"Testosterone will make you gain weight" GOOD. Fuckin' tired of looking at your twink ass. Eat that entire pizza or I'm kicking your teeth in. Just let that ravenous, base desire consume you.

[aahronseesthings]

hottest thing a man can do it be fat and trans and i'll die on that hill

[aahronseesthings]

Saw a post about this so I just wanted to say out-loud and proud. I love Ray Toro's face and features there of. If I had to pic a favorite feature, I'd say his eyes, because they hold so much emotion. They remind me of a cozy little book corner, of warmth but also like they've seen so much, and not in a bad or good way, just wisdom. He has very wise eyes and they make me want to crumble like an old gothic church buttress, and I mean that in the most literal sense I can mean it.

[war-forged-storms]

I have to be honest, when people are objectively into plus sized bodies it turns me on, and I’m not sorry.

I don’t want to have sex where we tiptoe around the fact that I’m fat, I actually want my body to be touched on and groped and worshiped during sex and if someone gonna be weird about it, I’m not going to enjoy myself. I want someone to grab and kiss and mark on my belly the way they would any person no matter the size, as for the rest of me. I’m deserving of that type of sex, and to shame people who want to give me that type of sex just kinda feels weird and fatphobic.

The way that people treat any sort of attraction to fat bodies as fetishization and chasing just frustrates me to no end, sometimes people just are attracted to fat people and know how to love on us the way other people are loved up on.

[aahronseesthings]

Say it louder for those in the back

[suraelis]

From Critical Role C3EP121

How do we keep losing track of our genderqueers???

[aahronseesthings]

and not a single one of these fuckers is straight or normal for that matter

[bucatinibucatini]

i love cis people cause when i say “when i used to be a girl…” they go “mhmm…. but also….. you’ve ALWAYS been a man” okay ur very sweet but actually i was a weird girl in middle school and you need to know that to understand my personality today

[aahronseesthings]

omg yes! like yes that's cool of you to say but for you to understand this part of the story you must understand i was a horse girl at one point.

[zoesupreme]

[aahronseesthings]

respectfully, AI could not make Firefox any worse nor better. Firefox is simply Firefox.

[kaijuno]

I NEED HELP TO PREVENT HOMELESSNESS

I’m really fucking scared. The court date for eviction is the 22nd. My power is about to be shut off. I have nowhere to go. I don’t know what to do with my service animal. I don’t even have a car to live out of. It’s winter in Michigan and I’ll be on the streets.

I need help. Please I’m so scared. I will do anything at this point. I’m freaking out.

Kofi | Cashapp | Venmo | PayPal

[kaijuno]

I’m gonna freeze to death. I can’t keep up. I’m freaking out. I’ll be on the streets by January. I have no where to go. Please