In which there are fantrolls

im on a quest to find the first fantroll

this might be it, or at least close. it was on a mspaforum around the time terezi was introduced, since people were talking about “the new troll” and posting pictures of her. im a bit thrown off by the casual usage of the term “fantroll”, but this may also be when it was first coined

UPDATE: after some serious snoopin around, google has forced me to prove im not a robot by submitting a captcha. despite that drawback, as far as i can tell, there were no instances of the word “fantroll” in reference to homestuck before that little dude up there. ill continue my search

UPDATE: there were no mentions of the term “fantroll” before 03/03/10 on tumblr or deviantart

That’s what someone thought the troll who would turn out to be Feferi would be. I don’t think he counts.

sawyernya

BUSTED

I’m guessing that the first fantroll would be Doctor Tess’s troll, since she was the one who started the craze on the MSPA forums. Problem is, I don’t know her name.

tess just started the “fantroll index” forum or whatever, i think? either way

theres some weird corruption on the earlier posts. i doubt she made that post in 1970 lmao

(also i can’t access that fourm. if you can, tell me?)

I don’t recall any fantrolls before hers.

… is this her?

YES HER

WE FOUND HER. THE FIRST TROLL. ALL HAIL ISHAZA

fan-troll

ALL HAIL FANTROLL GOD ISHAZA

dance-dance-disillusion

@enderkriller77 @voidchivk @9-0-0-0-0-b-e-e-s

agentsokka

Happy Wriggling Day, Karkat!

the duality of man

Me: I love homestuck so much, it is so good, it is a wonderful thing, I'm so glad I decided to read it, I'm so glad it's 4/13, I'm so happy that this beautiful work of art is in my life.

Also Me: Ah, yes. One year since Andrew "fucking" Hussie came into my house and personally kicked me in the nads.

susielesbian

jade got right the fuck to business like, step 1, look cute, step 2, look like u can kill a motherfucker jade harley doesnt fuck around

officialspec

their dynamic is largely unexplored but the possibilities……………….endless

Jake: I can't believe you brought a knife to a gun fight!

Dirk: Jake, this is not a knife. It's a katana. It was forged by a master blade craftsman atop a holy mountain in the anime fires of-

Jake: I can't believe you brought a long fancy knife to a gun fight!

moonpaw

dirk asks alpha dave a question

i had a really fucking weird dream where homestuck was a musical. like. a Broadway musical. and i went to see it and all i really remember is that 1) the opening number was called “everybody dies” and 2) bro strider was inexplicably played by shia labeouf, who did an interpretive dance scene with a smuppet that lasted roughly seven minutes. it was uncomfortable for everyone involved

what do you mean “inexplicably” that’s exactly how it would go down

I’m pretty sure snoop dogg was aimless renegade? honestly it was an experience

like the stage was essentially four room in the beginning and every time John would get a notification on pesterChum the particular room of whoever was messaging him would light up and you could see Jade Dave or Rose. when the trolls did their thing (it was early on), you could just hear the disembodied yelling of Karkat. Rose had a dramatic monologue that ended with mom physically pulling her away from her empty suicide threat. bec was just some guy in a fursuit. shia laBro passionately ripped off his shirt before kicking dave’s ass. lil cal was played by Ellen Degeneres(?)

do you have a medium to talk to because the more you talk about this dream the more it sounds like you’re spirit channeling andrew hussie and i’m concerned

don’t get me started about the medium bro

also when the trolls were introduced the lusii were these freakish jim henson monstrosities but honestly the best part was the felt. like. the actual composition of music was beautiful, and the choreography for the dance numbers was sublime.

Dave also kept trying to sing but was continually interrupted by Bro Shia, terezi’s echoing ululations, and his own self doubt. once he finally had his moment his voice soared through the theater, only to come to an abrupt end as he was drowned in hot puppet ass.

now that I think about it, dadbert was definitely nic cage, which was confusing as fuck because John kept talking about how Greatly He Was Caged By Nic while his father stood by. it was uncomfortable

idk man, it’s been like a reoccurring lucid nightmare for the past week, but the sb&hj sequences were performed by acrobats above the actual stage, who looked dangerously inebriated and probably needed immediate hospitalization (they were also narrated by dave and a bunch of dissonant recordings of the cast? what the fuck man. what a visionary)

i honestly don’t know what to focus on here because i’m wheezing and snorting right now but

Dave also kept trying to sing but was continually interrupted by Bro Shia, terezi’s echoing ululations, and his own self doubt.

was dave … was dave’s self doubt an actual part in the play

shIT I thought I answered earlier but apparently not. yes, daves self conscious is just a shitty cardboard cutout of zac efron wearing sunglasses who offers sage advice like “no one loves you”. he’s voiced by zac efron.

yknow I forgot to note this but vriska has a lot of really aggressive musical numbers that make everyone visibly uncomfortable, mainly bc they’re unprovoked and don’t. make sense. like its canon but only to an extent.

also I’m p sure that mom and dad /almost/ share a heartfelt duet–like there’s soft piano music and they look into each other’s eyes–but then Jack noir, fursuit edition, kills them. on that note, when rose goes grimdark it sounds like the Dresden dolls met born this way era lady gaga and then murdered each other while a thirteen year old descends from the rafters, hissing like a motherfucking snake on a plane

btw “sICK FIRES” is a rap off with cello featuring the talents of yo yo ma himself

“#i’m tired” “#why do you keep reblogging this”

because it’s amazing